Duties as assigned

As a married man……it is “normal” to receive a blow job or two during the holiday season from Thanksgiving through Martin Luther King day (or so I’ve been told).
Recently,  as my wife performed her required marital duties………she commented (as she often does) that in my case….(to paraphrase Mel Gibson)……I “deserve” to be blown…..and more often than I get blown.
Since I am an agreeable guy I chose not to argue, disagree OR even comment.
However, upon reflection, since my wife works so diligently at her job I believe that it would be unfair to require that she blow me more.

The obvious solution?..”outsource” the task.

We’ll discuss it this weekend, perhaps.