“THIS is an ex-parrot!” – lmao….

I got nothing to add to this.  Who does?

Pic ridiculously unrelated (still awesome though)

Ok, so I’m trying getting ready to spend time tomorrow with the girlfriend The Ex (she’s leaving her kid with her mom overnight).  On the plus side, this means lots and lots of gratuitous (possibly illegal in some states) sex.    On the obvious down side, she’s trying to launch a “counter offensive” of sorts.  However, for reasons I’ll explain in a couple of posts – I – well I don’t trust her.

However, never let trust stand in the way of free (and disease-free) poon, I say.

So… I thought I’d resurrect GG posts as i need to really clean the shit outta my harddrive(s).   We’re gonna start with a simple 113 pics and go from there.  mmm’kay? Read more »

I like the word ‘potpourri’.  Read more »

This is Lara bingle – we’ve seen her before though she was a shitload skinnier.  She was a model though now she’s a donut model or something.  Nevertheless, she still has a nice rack and I’m sure she swallows protein like no one’s business.   Read more »

Ever wonder how to fuck up an Eternal Summer post – short of not actually posting one?  Here’s how.  In case you’re wondering … this is Michelle “bombshell” McGee – or “Whore who was fucking Mr. Sandra bullock” (that’s her confirmation name, I think).   And yes, that is a permanent forehead tattoo. 

I’ve fucked dated girls with ink.  Some with a quite a bit

You know, its really not fair.  Read more »

Thought I’d throw out some lovely non-amateur bods out today.  Starting with Kelly brook who has a body that just you could just bury your face in.  Tits, pussy, ass.  Don’t matter.  It would be all good to me.    Frankly I actually love those wide hips and ass.  Nom nom nom nom!  Read more »

Short run today – though I’d thought end it with something from the archives.  Not much just a few pics of Sofia Vergara’s gigantic rack.  Enjoy!

That almost has to hurt....

You know I keep looking at these photos and I’m still struck at how there is literally so fucking many pics.  Its like watching boobies for miles and miles and…..

Sorry zoned out there. 

I’d say enjoy but you probably are already anyway… Read more »

You know you’d think after all this time I’d actually be used to work getting busier.  Nope, no such luck.  To make matters worse, it actually got cold again (after I figured we were actually done with winter down here).   And then it sleeted on Sunday.

Anyway, I’ll bore you all with the troubles at work another time.  For now, more titties and poonanny in a Summer mindset.     Frankly, anyone woman sunning her tits is really just asking me to jump on top of her chest, pull out Mr Winky and give her a dollop of my special sunscreen.

This may explain why I don’t go to the beach anymore.  Or the tanning salons.  Read more »