Outsourcing
Duties as assigned
As a married man……it is “normal” to receive a blow job or two during the holiday season from Thanksgiving through Martin Luther King day (or so I’ve been told).
Recently, as my wife performed her required marital duties………she commented (as she often does) that in my case….(to paraphrase Mel Gibson)……I “deserve” to be blown…..and more often than I get blown.
Since I am an agreeable guy I chose not to argue, disagree OR even comment.
However, upon reflection, since my wife works so diligently at her job I believe that it would be unfair to require that she blow me more.
The obvious solution?..”outsource” the task.
We’ll discuss it this weekend, perhaps.
Tags: Just trying to help, Marital Duties
Gratuitous Goodies | Observer | 20 January 2012 |
3 Comments
Other Links to this Post
RSS feed for comments on this post. TrackBack URI
By Sum Dum Dik, January 20, 2012 @ 4:47 pm
Dear Future Wife,
Keep in touch with your hot freaky oral-loving friends, because if you ever feel like I deserve some of the action depicted above – but don’t feel up to the task – I give you permission to invite them over…..
By Chaoz, January 30, 2012 @ 11:43 pm
“a blowjob or two”!? over a span of 2 months!???!? JESUS CHRIST MAN!!!
Obs – damn I’m sorry – but that’s messed up. I mean I needs me bjs. Probably part of the reason I’m glad I never married. Also its NICE* that she feels you deserve it more often. However,, that’s kinda like saying “I deserve higher pay rate than I get”.
Its NICE* to say but its “lips service” – pun intended.
No offense Obs if you feel a need to “outsource” that shit – go fer it. I know NOTHINGK! – oh wait that’s Schultzies line.
*NICE – Neither Interesting Cool or Exciting (a lesson I learned as a NICE guy)
PS – Obs coincidentally this post was the 666th entry on this blog (really!!) so infer what you may from that
By Observer, February 1, 2012 @ 10:48 am
Chaoz……
666……and me….such an angel…
A time-worn joke about being married…..I know I know…..but all too true……
….that’s the thing about married sex…..
I have sex DAILY….it just that the name of that day is “Tomorrow”…
We once attended a local production of “Annie” (Little Orphan Annie) …and I pointed out to her that the song “Tomorrow, tomorrow, your always a day away” was a summary of our sex life.