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The Public Shouldn’t Respect Celebrity, Celebrity Should Respect The Public
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Sorry had to go get some beer to take with my Xanax … mmm, “Quadruple Equis” is gooooooood….
Okay, here’s a second dose for today (since the first was at about 1am). Enjoy!
Laetitia Casta … Audrina Partridge … Jennifer Love Hewitt … Marisa Miller … Amanda Seyfried
Maddox Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie - Eight year-old Maddox Jolie-Pitt (why not Pitt-Jolie, Angelina?) apparently went to a Saints game with ‘dad’ Brad Pitt and was didn’t give a shit about the game…
A lengthy OK! investigation can now reveal that Maddox was more interested in the giant TV screens flashing pictures of Kim Kardashian in her luxury box.
“He has a huge crush on Kim,” a family insider tells OK!. “He thinks she is the most beautiful girl he’s ever seen. Well, he used the words ‘hottest girl’ to be exact.”
I think he likes big asses because his mom has the opposite (I think Angelina’s is concave actually).
Or maybe, he heard that she likes being peed on. You know kids, just love to piss on everything.
Ali Larter Flashes Panties, Many Go Blind - TheSuperficial has some pics of Ali upskirting at some party that none of us were invited to. They infer vagina but are just panties. However, they are definitely not safe for work. Why? Well, they show basically that her pussy is saggy. No. Really. It seems she has a saggy pussy. Which only implies that that thing has seen more turnover than AIG. … Yeah, I know the joke sucks; its all I got right now okay?
Anyway, if you really wanna see saggy panties. Go for it. Just remember you can’t unsee it!
Tila Nguyen STILL won’t go away - Okay, Tila Nguyen was #1 on MySpace, got a reality show, got beat up (allegedly), got engaged to a woman (allegedly), her ‘fiancee’ died (that was legit), and now she’s pregnant (allegedly). I give up with this one, I don’t understand how an elfin little POS like this does everything BUT a sex tape (supposedly one exists). She truly is the personification of herpes - everytime she goes away (even for a moment) she comes back stronger, more virulent and typical antibiotics are no longer effective against her. Fuck Swine Flu - we have Hoe Flu (H0-N0 strain).
Joe Jackson wants his ‘tree fitty‘ - Well Michael Jackson’s dad, Joe is still swinging away at the courts trying to get his (undeserved) slice of the pie. Basically he’s looking for an ‘allowance’ from his son’s estate. How touching. I’d suggest that why doesn’t he just slice of pieces of Michael to sell - but, he’d probably think I was serious.
The elder Jackson is kinda like the Loch Ness monster in this case…
Apparently God has decided to smite Tila Nguyen for not offing herself a few weeks back (like she promised) and has given her a nasty case of titty warts*. She accidentally showed off her titty warts at Snoop Dogg’s release party. Apparently also at this party Tila is now ‘engaged’ to the heiress of the Johnson & Johnson fortune.
Tila Tequila Nguyen has been known for her public stunts – and her possible latest took place last night on her uStream account where she announced her engagement to Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson. “This is exclusive and going to be all over the news tomorrow, but because I love you guys so much, we are giving you the exclusive first — Tila army fans — tonight, my girlfriend has asked me to marry her!” she said in her video post. (sauce)
BTW, Casey is the blonde Tila is canoodling with in these pics. Yeah, that’ll actually happen. The board would ship Tila to a Nike shoe factory in Vietnam before having the ‘marriage’ happen.
Okay - maybe it doesn’t leak. Still, Lindsay Lohan’s ability to be hot is decreasing exponentially is currently proportional to angle of declination of her mammary glands! (Translation - more sag, more hag)
The fact that she’s only 23 is astonishing and yet I’m ever hopeful that as her star quality sags (so to speak) the probability of getting her to do a blowjob on tape increase (which I would sell ensuring a supply of beer lasting … well maybe a month).
“…so you can be ready anytime the moment is right.”
Okay, this is one of those ideas that sounds good when you start out and then as you put into reality - well, it just doesn’t quite come together. Kinda like ‘world peace’, amirite?
So Katie Price is with her newest boy toy/blowjob recepient topless in the pool. The first thing you’ll notice is that she apparently has no nipples. I can only conclude that the density of her silicon finally created a small gravity field which sucked the nipples inward.
This is where having an ‘innie(s)’ is NOT advantageous.
On the plus side, women coming off a bad relationship tend to need company, attention, and the desire to justify their attractiveness so they’re great for one-night-stands. I just haven’t figured out the right alcohol:xanax ratio (damn tablets keep sitting in the bottom of the glass). Damn you solubility factor!!
Yes, we KNOW you’re eyes are “up there”.
This is Ashley Greene. Yeah, I have no fuckin’ idea who she is either. Apparently, she was in the movie Twilight. Now to be fair I haven’t seen it but I hear its a “teenage romantic vampire movie”. (more…)
I never get this lucky where an attractive woman like Blake Lively is walking towards me and her dress suddenly begins falling off. Fuck, I don’t even get that in my dreams. I get the ex-psychobitch who was always looking for a handout come out of nowhere and tell my coworkers and parents I’m dead so suddenly my phone is going thermonuclear and I have to explain: (more…)
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