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Yeah, remember how I wouldn’t post anything else on Tiger Woods?  Yeah, I lied.  Not intentionally, and nothing of note.  These are ‘re-creations’ of Tiger’s accident and his fucking around.  I have no clue what their talking about (its in Chinese) but all I know is Alex Rodriguez is involved and Tiger apparently liked to spank women’s asses (see video 3).  To me this is just fucking hilarious!  Enjoy! (more…)

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Beer 10 (and 2 shots) and I’m still laughing at this…

Leave it to L.A. to have women say ‘penis’ during a news story!!  :lol:
Just play and enjoy :D

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This is Zain Verjee - and it sounds like she needs to get laid.  Badly.  Now mind you she is of Indian descent so it is possible that her accent is making her stumble, but as she’s actually Canadian; I have a feeling this is a freudian slip of sorts.

The worst part is that she doesn’t say “penis” once.  She says it twice.  Enjoy!


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Okay, I don’t watch morning or afternoon TV other than CNN and I definitely don’t watch ‘Ellen‘ in the afternoons.

HOWEVER, this video of Marisa Tomei got the attention of me and my penis.  I’ve always kinda liked Marisa but she never quite did it for me.  She’s like the chick of the really hot friend who you’ll bang if you strike out with the real hottie.  But if you do her, then she’d expect you to call back.  Then when you don’t she starts texting you at work and you try to tell her you’re not ignoring her but your boss hates it when you text during work.  Then she doesn’t believe you so she finds out where you were and goes down there and makes a scene apologizing that she’s sorry that she came down there because she didn’t trust you but you’re boss gets mad at YOU because YOU are interrupting work because she’s down there because of you!

Not … that that’s happened to mean before, mind you.  Hypothetically.

Either way, she looks hot like this.  If you look at Ellen closely you can tell she probably took the hoop Marisa used home, sniffed it for all it was worth and then had her ‘wife’ Portia Di Rossi use it when she got home.

Ah, domestic bliss.  Gotta love it.

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I’d gladly jump Gina Gershon given the opportunity but - um - as long as she didn’t try to sing to me. Oh, her voice isn’t … that bad; it’s - er - well - she’s trying way too hard to be emo, or alternative, or something. Whatever she’s shooting for, she is trying too hard: that much I know.
Well you be the judge in the above music video - which is apparently her first video from her album “In Search Of Cleo”. No - I have no idea who Cleo is. All in know is this gives me a reason to post some nice pictures of her after the jump.

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Poor Bill Nye, he knows alot about science but obviously what he doesn’t know about women CAN kill him! In particular, his ex-fiancee/wife (depending on who you ask) Blair Tindall might. Seems The Science Guy had to get a restraining order after she tried to poison his produce plants (and maybe even him!). According to People.com:

Nye sought the order Sept. 4 in a Los Angeles court seeking to keep Blair Tindal, 47, away from his Studio City home and forbid her from contacting him.

On Sept. 3 at 11:30 p.m., Tindal, who was dressed in black, “emerged from my backyard … carrying two plastic bottles filled with some sort of solvent. Apparently she was trying to poison my plants including some vegetable(s),” say the documents. “She fled on foot and then a car sped away from the scene.”

TMZ got her response:

Tindall responded to the order by describing the midnight bad vegetables incident as a “foolish, sophomoric act of poor judgment” brought on by a series of personal and family problems. She also strongly denied being a threat to Nye, and accuses him of “emotional cruelty.”

What alot people have left out is that she apparently is a noted oboist and writer, even earning a Grammy nod. You can find her website here. (Unless you’re a BIG fan of classical or jazz, I wouldn’t bother)
I’m guessing she’s not cooking the turkey for him this Thanksgiving…

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Of course, this wasn’t done at one sitting - it would have been a billion times cool that way. Still, you gotta admit - it’s a pretty damn original commercial. Plus, it took a week to film just this short segment according to The Telegraph - that’s commitment. Anyone for a Guinness?

(inspiration courtesy of Dark Roasted Blend)

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