CelebrityFIST!

For all you lurkers out there (and those of you who bookmarked this).  My sincere apologies.  I’ve finally got fed up with this old version of Wordpress and ‘migrated’ to another blog.

(actually, its just another blog on my same website, so TECHNICALLY I’ve moved ‘down the hall’ as it were)

Unfortunately, I’ve been so busy repairing the damage at work (don’t ask) and tinkering with the new blog that …. FUCK i forgot to fucking say anything.

Come by my hometown and I’ll buy you a 12 pack of Dos Equis.  Fair enough?

For what it’s worth, the new blog looks different but handles media like a charm and a LOT faster to work with.  Also, BRITNEY has a home of her own and GUESS WHAT you can post on it!  (ie no more redirecting)

So how to get there?  Simple:  http://www.celebrityfist.com  (it just redirects to the new blog)

I’ll keep an eye on the ‘old’ one here for a while to guide any stragglers.

I hope you continue to come on over and party on down.  …. except NOT like the guy up in the picture. 

Nah, I’m still alive.  Though I have to concede it’s been a very strange few days (even by my standards).

Saturday - long story, but it ends with my fingers rubbing a mother and daughter’s asscracks - simultaneously.  No, really.  Alcohol was involved (NOOOOO) - ALOT.  However, I can say definitively that while the daughter was cuter.  The mom had the bigger tits and bootylicious ass.  (BTW, if this doesn’t send me to Hell, I don’t know what will)
Sunday - another long story but it ends with me arguing with one my exes (#16) while I’m getting a blowjob from one of my other ‘friends’ (#18ε).  She here’s the labored breathing so asks what the fucks going on. … So I tell her.  Uh, needless to say - she hasn’t called back since.  (shrugs)

Monday - got out late from work (12:30am) wasn’t about to blog.  Sorry.

Today - got outta work ok but I have to go to a meeting in the morning.  Whee.

Don’t worry I’ll throw out a Goodies post at least before hitting the hay.

Apologies for not being around for the last oh 5 days.  Not that anyone noticed except the 5 of you who show up (and if you read this thanks for sticking around).  Anyhoo, Sunday (despite me sounding like a drunk) I ate some leftover pizza.  No biggie.

Monday, I ate the same leftover pizza - which I forgot to refrigerate the entire time.  Then the state regulatory guys came by to check out the place (normal procedure but always come by unannounced).  This left my stomach turning.

Tuesday, had inventory, and crappy stomach and difficult keeping anything.  After inventory, went to the strip club, got shit faced (because I’m a fucking lunatic) and taught a lesbian how to give a blowjob (because I’m fucking twisted like that).  Went home threw up passed out.

Wednesday, barely made it to work (still puking and squirting).

Yesterday was off (thank god) - friend gave me some stuff he had for said pukes and squirts

Today, feeling a little better.  I can only assume that I had some sorta food poisoning - coupled with alcohol intoxication, exhaustion, and stress.

… God I love life. 

Anyway, I’m not dead - I’m getting better.  But not wanting you all to be left out I decided to give a video metaphor on how I felt.  So the closest I could find was Kirsten Dunst singing “Turning Japanese“.  I kinda like the video (which of course means I’m still not well yet) - but I’m sure you’ll find her singing to be puke-inducing.  Enjoy!(?)

My (ex)girlfriend’s grandfather passed away about 10 minutes ago just as I was prepping up something here.  Going to leave in a bit.  I can’t explain my head so…

And also this one…

Peace.

You know how I (and 99.999999% of all celeb blogs) basically have the same routine….

BIG PIC (usually a hot chick or a fugly pic from hell)

Various snarking remarks that range from mild irritation to borderline libel.

Bunch of LITTLE PICS (to reinforce said snark)

It’s a crude but very effective system that has worked for thousands of years on the Internet.

So - of course, I’ve decided to trash that for the most part.  I can’t do it.  I don’t have the patience for it.  Maybe if I was hopped up on alcohol all the time I could but - shit, even I need to sober up for work every once in a while (sides the disheveled look doesn’t work with patients after a while).

For example - do you all really want to see a picture of Rip Torn simply because he got arrested for carrying a loaded shotgun … into a bank … while intoxicated?   Eh, what?

The “Men in Black” actor has been taken into custody and booked on charges including burglary and possession of firearm without a permit. He is being held on $100,000 bond and is scheduled for a Monday appearance in Bantam Superior Court.

That’s an impressive three-fer if you ask me.  I mean usually you find the crap on “Cops” or something, but not a Hollywood notable.

Frankly, he shoulda just done a sex tape instead.  Shit, if Dustin Diamond can do it…

Okay … so UpMyPhoto is down - again.

*Sigh* Remind me why I do this again?

Well looks like we’ll be using Imagebam for a couple of days

Okay … first, finally got out at a decent time from work.  Also, have 4 beers in me so I’m doing peachy.

Almost.

Well, AT&T updated Wordpress - sorta.  See, I had nearly moved this blog over to another blog (same site) but never did.  As a result THAT defunct blog got updated (whee) but this one?  Uh …. no.

So, what to do?

On the weekend I’m going to slowly copy everything on this blog over to the ‘new’ one.  The whole kit-and-kaboodle as it were.  Don’t worry, you won’t notice a thing.

IF - and ONLY if - the copy is sufficient where it’s unnoticeable of ANY difference.  I will have “celebrityfist.com” automatically redirect to the ‘new’ blog.  You guys won’t have to change bookmarks or anything (Zeus willing).

HOWEVER - if I don’t think it’s gonna work (and … well, I don’t think it will); then we’ll just stay here for the duration.  Capiche?

In the meantime, sit back enjoy one my favorite songs: “Desperado” by The Eagles.

Site news & Chaoz news time! (more…)

Sorry I’ve been MIA for another couple of days.  The video should give you an idea as to what’s going on at work.  Me?  I’m actually trying to stay neutral.  Whether THAT is gonna work?  Eh, at this point its all out of my hands anyway.  Here’s another video that describes what has happened.  Enjoy.