CelebrityFIST!

Sorry about the no-show yesterday.  Got caught up with some IRL stuff and my F-Buddy came by and she brought me a slice of cake and herself.  So I ate one then the other (I let you guess the order ).  She finally left about 1AM so I wasn’t about to get online.

And today, by A/C busted again so I was fixing that today and I have to work tomorrow.  I’m in a cranky mood.

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You know what helps for a cranky mood though?   TITS AND ASS.  Lets roll it!

Mia from MetArt.

Yummy Race Girls!

Ok - I’m not feeling this … lets go whole hog just for today, hmm?

Aurora Jolie vs. The Hulk - no contest

Stoya going at it with ripped fishnets - yummy

Sabrina Starr doing the schoolgirl thing - makes homework OH so right!

oKAY time to … uh …. relieve yesterday.  But here’s a couple of videos. 

Amateur chick sucking

Russian couple fucking on minibed

I’ve had a shitty day.  We were short handed at work, I was stuck with most of the work, the ladyfriend supposed to come by to play “hide the salami” had to cancel out on me, AND I lose an hour of sleep thanks to this Daylights Saving Time shit - cause I work tomorrow morning and repeat this. 

So, I’m kinda “phoning this shit in” - sorry.  Still, I think my “phone it in”s are better than most people’s shit.  ENJOY! (more…)

I realize that SPN has lacked actual pr0n in some of the posts (the hard kind) and I haven’t really touched the vast storage of real amateurs out there.  And believe me there are TONS of them.  My recently-deceased HD had several Gigs of these (*sob*).  So, in ‘memory’ (pun intended) of my HardDrive I give you an all-amateur SPN!

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Ugh… fuck VD … and alcohol right now… (more…)

More badness… (more…)

Okay, guys.  This is the official I fucking HATE Valentine’s Day Posts.  Fortunately, all these are group by date so you can peruse them to your own amusement.

…once you’ve restocked on lotion and the like.

First let me just say that I have state point in fact that the hatred I have for Valentine’s is on the same level as that I have for child neglect and animal cruelty.  True.

I was the shy little geek who NEVER got valentines in school.  Unless it was the pity one where the name of the original receiver was crossed out and my name was put over it.  True.

As a college student, I made it point to deface all the pictures of Cupid with a markman’s scope cross - at least til the campus police almost caught me in my Junior year.  True.

I had an ex-girlfriend dump MY ass on Valentines.  True.

Issues???  Fuck, I could fill a library with them.

*****

Enough chat more tits.

Scarlett from Met-Art.  They have some really nice lookin gals.  This one though is one of my favorites.  (fuck it the thumbs won’t transfer)

http://exgirlfriendmarket.com/body_pleasure_for_all

Ashley Summers looking yummy in (and out of) jeans (ditto)

http://babesandbitches.net/ashley-summers-blue-lingerie-7411/

No Name - just wet, nude, and tattooed…

I’m cleaning out some links I’ve had sitting awhile.  So bear with me here.  Lot’s of nudie stuff - after that debacle on the Stormy Daniels post lets see what still links, huh?  Boobies (& more) after the jump. (more…)

Okay, I admit - I’m still sloppy.  You’d think I’d by now have this stuff down.  I’m of course talking about SIPN.  One of the few (semi-)regular features I did; and I MISSED it again last week.  Sorry sorry.  Anyshit…. (more…)

Okay the truth is I forgot to do it on Saturday.  What can I say?  I’m rusty.

So without further ado… (more…)

Another Saturday night and I ain’t got nobody…

…except my terabyte harddrive.

Remember to pace yourselves, enjoy! (more…)