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Aug 25 2009

Jennifer Aniston ALMOST Gives Us A Reason To Care

Posted by: Chaoz in Has-Beens, Movies, Pussies At Work

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Remind me to go to Arby’s tomorrow.

How do I say this nicely?  … Jennifer Aniston is the girl in college who fucked everyone on God’s green earth so she could be popular then wondered why she none of the guys stuck around. (more…)

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Jan 23 2009

Kelli McCarty - former Miss USA, animal lover, MILF porn star

Posted by: Chaoz in Sex Sells, Pussies At Work

The above video so NSFW!
By now you know the story about Kelli McCarty if you’ve been online in the past week.  But a quick refresher:  she was Miss USA for 1991.  Now 18 years later, she’s 36 and after making a living as a soap actress she’s decided to move ‘up’ to porn star.  As TVShark has it:
Former Miss USA and soap actress Kelli McCarty is making a career change after quitting the mainstream acting business for a shot at a career in “adult entertainment.”

“I enjoy acting, and I really like sex,” McCarty says of the reason. “This was the perfect opportunity to combine two of my passions.”

“I approached Vivid with the idea of shooting a film with a sexy but interesting storyline, and I was pleasantly surprised with the amount of control I was given throughout the production process.”

“I am very pleased, and I just may do another adult film. I enjoyed the filming process very much and found PT’s production team to be extremely professional and highly skilled.”

Judging from the hardcore preview she’s highly skilled too.  Enjoy!

(thanks to LD for relaying the story to me!)

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Aug 25 2008

Elsa Benitez Nude. Completely. Totally. (NSFW)

Posted by: Chaoz in The Flash!, Pussies At Work
Elsa Benitez likes to sunbathe. In the nude. I mean like without a single stitch on. Apparently, someone else is aware of this also and snapped away. While I concede she still has a nice shape, these pics are far less hot than one would hope. Of course, I’ll never turn down an opportunity to see someone (remotely) famous’ cha-cha
Uh that is the cha-cha of someone famous … as opposed to seeing a famous cha-cha. Whatever.
For those who don’t know she’s some Latina supermodel. Yeah, I know - AND? Sorry, that’s all I got.
The pics after the jump…

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Dec 28 2007

Carson Daly Is A Pussy

Posted by: Chaoz in Pussies At Work

Simply a reminder that I would like it to be known that if there ever existed a male equivalent to Paris Hilton it’s this idiot.  Not only is he a no-talent hack, but is a big fat pussy (and not even the good type):

Carson Daly says he became the first late-night talk-show host to return to the air because “an ultimatum was put in front of me” by NBC execs. In an interview appearing in today’s Los Angeles Times Daly said the ultimatum was “Put a new show on Dec. 3 or 75 people are fired. What’s your answer?” Daly says he has been fending off a barrage of criticism ever since he returned to the air. “It’s been a nightmare,” he told the newspaper, adding that “people thought I had a choice … as if I waned to come back, and come back without my writers. He declined to name the NBC execs who issued the order to him.  (source)

“Declined” my ass, the suits gave him an excuse to use when after the heat got to much for him.  Yeah, yeah, I know that the others are coming back; but this dick caved in a month ahead of time.  More likely, they told him “Yeah, you come back or your next words are ‘you want fries with that?’”

Dick.

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