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She’d give “stimulus package” a whole new meaning…

Okay, it’s 8:23PM and I’m drunk.  It’s my last day of my vacation and I … “slipped up” with one of my FBs earlier today (think about it and you can guess what happened).  So - I’m bitchy and irritable.  In other words, ready for work!!

Well, lets see who’s having a better day than me.  Angelina Jolie. Then again she has a better day than 99.999…% of the planet, right.   Seems she is tired of the Hollywood “grind” and needs something more challenging.  A friend of her said:

“Ange has admitted she’s getting bored with Hollywood. She said she’s now got her sights set on Washington. She is passionate about people’s rights, war and justice and thinks she can get more hands-on and make even more of a difference by getting into politics. She admires Obama and thinks she could make a big difference too if she were in his position.

“I would place a huge wager on her becoming the first female president in the next 20 years. When Ange sets her mind on something, she goes all out to do it. She’s very determined and gets very stirred by her UN work. She is well respected for her humanitarian work and I’m sure she would make as many waves if she moved fully into the political world.” (UK Daily Express)

So a woman with a pretty face and no political experience wants to be president?  … Oh wait, that’s Sarah Palin.

So an ambitious woman with a potential adulterous husband wants to be president? … Oh wait, that’s Hilary Clinton.

… Well, I say fuck it, why not.  If nothing else she’ll be the first president we can actually masturbate to.

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I bet the Founding Fathers never saw that ‘coming’!  I kill me!

As a bonus here’s some pics of Angelina from her George Holz photoshoot (a classic).  Enjoy!

I had this whole day planned out.  Post some stuff on the blog, download some porn.  The usual.

But Governor Rick Perry HAS to go and FUCK up my day.

Now, I understand this is not a political blog and Lord knows I don’t want to become one.  That said, rather than attempting to post on every single goddamn site that has our idiot governor spouting shit (and Lord knows there’s plenty).  I’m gonna keep this shit simple and post only once.

As a Texan and American (at least for now, apparently) I would like to take this time to pronounce that our current head-of-da-state is a complete and utter moron.  I have no idea where this shit is coming from.  Apparently, he forgets that even though were the second largest state in the Union, we are HARDLY a solidified state.  There is a mix of races, cultures, religions, lifestyles, etc.

Quick example:  County by county breakdown of the ‘08 election:

Now granted, Texas is a mostly ‘Red’ state but um, if you left it to a county level the ‘Country of Texas’ would probably be minus most of the metropolitan areas and DEFINITELY the southern quarter of the state (aka ‘the poor part’).

It doesn’t bug me when the typical ‘redneck’ idiot spouts secession-talk (there’s a few nutcases in West Texas who do this regulalry)  but when the governor says it - it really pisses me off because he manages to make the ENTIRE state look like complete jackasses.

Yeah, I’m THAT mad about it.

I know the real deal is Texas ain’t going anywhere but - Christ - some people just love to talk outta their asses.  AGH!

NOTE: I am currently in mourning because my 0.5Tb EHD is (currently) deceased.  Along with some of my best porn.     So, it’s T&A time to cheer me up.  You just enjoy ride…
Roselyn Sanchez and her legs(!) in an undated shoot

Svetlana Loboda (Ukrainian Singer) - Maxim (3/09)

Newly single Hayden Panettiere going out wrapped in a white towel (might as well be one)

Mischa Barton pretending to be sexy in FHM

And Lastly - The Hooters 2009 Calendar.  Enjoy!