CelebrityFIST!

One helluva bird … falcon’s awesome too. 

Actually I love this shoot and give Elizabeth Hurley props.  I dunno ’bout you but I don’t think I could pass off sexy while holding a falcon.  (Not that I could be ’sexy’ period ).  Plus, I think if I saw the bird’s wings open up like in that one pic I would’ve been like “FUCK YOU!  I’m crazy not stupid!”

Of course, this means that Hurley is nuts.  I LOVE nuts!

I like Doutzen Kroes.  Enough to want to jump her.  BUT - she seems like the type that’s used to the hi-life.  Ya know, the fancy restaurants (that don’t have a drive thru), expensive cars (like those made in this decade), and nice clubs (the one’s without strippers).  That’s really a lot of hoops to jump thru for a hand in the panties.

No, however the next time she wants a 12-pack and a few hours of Skinemax - she can call me.  No lines! 

Yeah, same ol’ story.  Have no fuckin’ idea who this is other than she’s Kaley Cuoco and most like a TV actress.  Lets face it, you don’t care, I don’t care - we just want skin right?  My ‘editor’ - re: one of my cats - tells me she’s on Big Bang Theory (they watch more TV than I do since I’m usually at work).

These pics are cover proofs for Maxim and no telling which one will be used.  Of course, if I were running the magazine I’d use the sideboob pic.  But hey - that makes too much fuckin’ sense.  I’m sure we’ll see the belly baring because exposing a button is ALWAYS better than exposing a nip. 
*sigh* No wonder I don’t get the cushy jobs.

Well, I’m off the next four days.  While it’ll be nice to see the family etc., I’m more happy that I won’t have to be sorry-ass coworkers for the next four days!  WOOT! (more…)

Okay so Petra Nemcova is wet from the ocean.  I didn’t lie though.    This set is by Karine Belouaar (whos name would probably use up all the vowels in a Scrabble game) for something.  I’m pretty sure Petra is selling something…

Boats?  Perfume?  Vaginal douche?

Who knows?  Who cares?  All I know is I’ve always loved “Chimpmunk Cheeks” (as I affectionately call her when she’s not in earshot - which is always) and she can store my nuts in her mouth anytime she wants!!

…uh, once that restraining order is lifted, of course.

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Now for those who don’t know - and there’s only two of really; so you should.    My picturehost sometimes acts weird.  I’ll be uploading pics and when its down it gives my thumbnails and links.

Except their not of the pictures I posted.

Usually when this happens I curse the Internet gods and re-up.  The links I get usually suck so I don’t post them.  There are exceptions of course.  Such as now.

After I uploaded the Petra Nemcova pics I wound up with Miranda Kerr pics.  Flashing her bra.  Deliberately.

Never one to look a gifthorse (or a pair of tits) in the mouth; I’ve posted them for your enjoyment.  I’m gonna guess that these are Behind The Scenes from the Victoria Secret Show a couple of nights ago (which I do have pics of, give me some time here!).  So as a … appetizer … enjoy these.  I know I am!!