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The Public Shouldn’t Respect Celebrity, Celebrity Should Respect The Public
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Apologies for not being around for the last oh 5 days. Not that anyone noticed except the 5 of you who show up (and if you read this thanks for sticking around). Anyhoo, Sunday (despite me sounding like a drunk) I ate some leftover pizza. No biggie.
Monday, I ate the same leftover pizza - which I forgot to refrigerate the entire time. Then the state regulatory guys came by to check out the place (normal procedure but always come by unannounced). This left my stomach turning.
Tuesday, had inventory, and crappy stomach and difficult keeping anything. After inventory, went to the strip club, got shit faced (because I’m a fucking lunatic) and taught a lesbian how to give a blowjob (because I’m fucking twisted like that). Went home threw up passed out.
Wednesday, barely made it to work (still puking and squirting).
Yesterday was off (thank god) - friend gave me some stuff he had for said pukes and squirts
Today, feeling a little better. I can only assume that I had some sorta food poisoning - coupled with alcohol intoxication, exhaustion, and stress.
… God I love life.
Anyway, I’m not dead - I’m getting better. But not wanting you all to be left out I decided to give a video metaphor on how I felt. So the closest I could find was Kirsten Dunst singing “Turning Japanese“. I kinda like the video (which of course means I’m still not well yet) - but I’m sure you’ll find her singing to be puke-inducing. Enjoy!(?)
The strip club’s ‘acoustic night’ wasn’t a good idea
Now truth be told there isn’t that much I miss about the strip clubs. Oh sure I don’t mind the ogling of bare female flesh and the inevitable doodling and ‘diddling’ done in the VIP room and frankly, it even gets the ‘job’ done (as it were). But then there’s the overpriced alcohol… (more…)
Yeah, you read it right. And it’s pretty damn popular (8 million views in 10 days!). I don’t how long it took those guys at Muppet Labs to do it but they may have found a niche; or at least struck a nerve with aging X’ers who still remember when there was still good shit on TV. And I had to walk to school and all we had was transistor radios … and WE WERE HAPPY GODDAMMIT!
… gee, where I have I heard this shit before?
BTW, I’m currently drinking beer #2 of (checks label) Czechvar beer (which is Budweiser Budvar in the Czech Republic). I have a question though. Why do they put foil around the damn cap? To make it see like your drinking a premium beer or is it a cheap ass way of hiding the fact that the beer your drinking is crap?
… and did I just answer my own question?
And stick around for the end (helluva a punch line).
Well, lets see its a Wednesday and I’m celebrating Thanksgiving again. Sorta.
Basically I was already scheduled off last Thursday as a regular day off and my generous employer gives me a holiday to burn. So I’m burning it today. What am I doing? Getting drunk of course.
It IS Drunktember, ya know.
Anyway - I decided to start the blog a little early (since I’m drinking) and throwing this video out there only because its too damn goofy to pass up. So if you like Lady Gaga or Eric Cartman or Chris Walken; then you’re gonna love this.
If not, well “screw you guys, I’m going home.”
I do have to concede that this video actually makes watching a Lady Gaga video tolerable.
Okay…. look …. I don’t like Katy Perry. Now yeah, she’s got big tits and if she wanted to go down on me I don’t think I’d turn her down. But beyond that. Nah. Doesn’t do anything for me.
This song however managed to crawl under my skin and won’t let go. Maybe because I’ve never been to Vegas my whole life and while I will - eventually - wonder how its gonna turn out. My guess something like this video.
BTW, yeah if I took a woman with me and do see myself ‘accidentally’ getting married.
No really, Chris Brown beat the shit outta Rihanna a while back, now she wears these weird ass clothes and now the cover art’s been released for her upcoming single. She topless and wrapped in barbed wire.
Let me say that again so it sinks in: Topless. Wrapped in barbed wire. Barbed. Wire.
Now I am - by nature - a bit of a freak. Like having sex in a bar - while we engaged in a conversation with our waitress joking about how we looked like we were having sex in front of her. That’s sorta thing.
But I draw the line on shit that draws blood (aside from the occasional bite and scratch marks). Granted its Photoshopped and all that but still I can’t help but wonder just how scrambled her brain got while Brown was beating the crap outta her.
And that title: “Russian Roulette“?? Really? Its like she might be on a kamikaze run or something.
Anyone know the odds for her in the deathpool?
Plus, from personal experience, women who have gotten beaten up generally have more issues than a newsstand. Great lays; but LOTS of issues.
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