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Archive for the “Miley Cyrus” Category
Feb
24
2010
 
CelebrityFIST! News Of The Day For 02/23/10Posted by: Chaoz in Has-Beens, WTF?, Jailbait Hijinks, Tax Shelters, Music, Miley Cyrus
TODAY: Whitney Houston … Gary Busey … Jennifer Lopez … Miley Cyrus … Jennifer Aniston (more…)
Nov
11
2009
“Meanwhile…” For 11/10/09 (The Theoretical Ed.)Posted by: Chaoz in Meanwhile, Paris, Miley Cyrus
Well, technically this is still a celeb gossip/snark site (though you couldn’t tell from the past few days … weeks … months) so I thought I’d actually throw in some GOSSIP for a change. Yeah I now. “OMFG! WTF!” Don’t call Demi Moore a ‘cougar’. (Wonderwall)
Mickey Rourke proves the formula: 1 Oscar nod = endless hot poon. (Drunken Stepfather)
Miley Cyrus just gets weirder everytime she opens her mouth (The Blemish)
Tiffani Amber Thiessen is now a MILF-to-be. (Just Jared)
Jenny McCarthy won’t close the deal with Jim Carrey (OK! Magazine)
Lindsay Lohan vs. her Dad, Part 739 (A Socialite’s Life)
Oh goody. Sarah Jessica Parker in 80’s flashback clothes. (popbytes)
ZOMG!!!1!! Did u here that Miley Cyrus left Twitter!?! WTF!? Its just too much - OMG I think… Blech - I can’t do that for too long; my nose starts to bleed (gets tissue). So anyway, Miley Cyrus cancelled her Twitter account and for some reason were supposed to care. Fortunately Oh and not just a music video …. a rap video. What I like is that she says/sings “she wants her private life private”. Umm, stop posing with you Daddy half-naked and we’ll believe you. Or stop dressing like a $10 hooker and we might let it go. Also, if she REALLY wants her privacy, she should cancel also her Facebook page. Her Myspace page. Her YouTube account. Her website(s). Her email address(es). … I don’t see that happening for some reason. Lastly, I dunno about you but I’d be very wary if my 16-year-old daughter started to hang around with girls with ‘tramp stamps’. Just saying…
Oct
01
2009
The Teenage Pregnancy Rate Just Jumped 6.9%Posted by: Chaoz in Jailbait Hijinks, Celebutards, Miley Cyrus
I never thought I’d say this but - I think I liked it better when Miley Cyrus was that stupid Hannah Montana on tour and not this jailbait ho. Shit I don’t want my kids to see her like this … and I don’t even have kids! (old man voice) Back in my day, sonny; we used to know our whores were at least legal - AND WE LIKED IT THAT WAY! (spits into spitoon). Well, here are more pics and - if you enjoy them - uh, I don’t wanna know m’kay? Ok.
Sep
12
2009
Bianca Gasciogne: Time Traveling Miley Cyrus?Posted by: Chaoz in Celeb Offspring, On The Carpet, Miley CyrusSo another workweek clutches its chest and keels over dead. Hmph. Could be worse, coulda been me keeled over. Anyway, getting ready to start posting and rummaging through pics and realize that Bianca Gasciogne looks very much like an older skankier (well, slightly older and slightly skankier) version of Miley “Virgin” Cyrus. In case you’ve forgotten (and I don’t blame ya) - Bianca is the daughter of some big time soccer player and fucker of Eurotrash the world over. So is Bianca going doing a Miley or has Miley chosen her mentor? Why would you care? Why would I care? Well, I don’t - I just need a little time to post something more worthwhile. Hang on. Hang on.     
Jul
25
2009
And, Lo Comic Fans Arose To Smite The Bat-Travesty…Posted by: Chaoz in WTF?, Movies, Miley Cyrus
This closest you’ll get to a 16-year-old tongue, without going to jail. I realize that this ALMOST assuredly won’t happen, but the fact that someone even PLAYED this card is highly disturbing:
I can imagine her jumping around Tom Cruise like on a couch spouting “Holy Bats, Batman!” or “Biff!” “Pow!”. Which would be funny - but that’s probably how Alicia Silverstone got her turn. Actually Silverstone is probably rooting for Miley to get since this may be the only way we can ever forget her “Fatgirl” performance would be with “BatMontana”. Seriously the only ‘bat’ I wanna see Cyrus get near is the ol’ Louisville Slugger. FORE!!! ….I know its a golf phrase, it’s my blog - fuck you…
May
09
2009
And Now For No Reason - A Miley Cyrus PicturePosted by: Chaoz in Miley Cyrus, Song Of The Day
I gotta wait another 563 days before I can say anthing (I googled it FYI). OR …she’s practicing her “vocal skills” before meeting her boyfriend/agent/father (multiple choice).
May
01
2009
Paging Mr. Humbert… Paging Mr. Nabokov…Posted by: Chaoz in Jailbait Hijinks, On The Carpet, Miley Cyrus
A good time was had by all. Seriously, if I had a 16-year old daughter; she could dress up like that - of course she’d have to break out of the reinforced concrete cell I’ve created for.
She’s just a child so we must be patient … NOT!
This is what happens when you have stupid people in the news. They make … well … stupid news. Even when they’re not directly involved. Take this nice little spread from ContactMusic. Hey - I put these all on one post so neither has to deal with it for the rest of the day, ok? Ok. Miley Cyrus refuses to party - Apparently, Miley has decided that she will NOT be seen coming out nightclubs at early hours or caught sucking dick in back alleyways (ok, I added that last bit). All for her sister:
Well Lord knows, her sister’s classmates already have enough fodder to last well into her high school years. Why pile on, right? Hacking Miley: Threat To National Security! - I’m REALLY hoping this is an April Fools joke.
Our taxdollars at work, ladies and gents… Miley Cyrus: Future Gay Icon - DEFINITELY an April Fools. Not the story, the director:
Apr
01
2009
Really, Miley? Really? - WERETARD OF THE WEEKPosted by: Chaoz in Miley Cyrus, Weretards
Answer: “Her dad and her boyfriend.”
Well, everyone’s favorite to ‘Britney‘ in the next few years - Miley Cyrus - is now defending the tears she shed at The Kids’ Choice Awards for winning some weretarded award.
OK … first of all, ‘embarrassed’ would be when you made those ‘funny faces’ making fun of your Asian friend. THAT’S embarrassing (not to mention stupid). Second, it’s not the fuckin’ Oscars though this is probably going to be the apex of your career right here. Lastly - please. “The kids are more important than anything else in the world“? Let’s put aside that YOU are still a kid (chronologically, mentally, and emotionally); weren’t you the same one who declared some sort of bizarre little ‘war’ against Radiohead? Ugh, I’m gonna stop before I get medieval on her weretard ass. Fuck it, she’s our WERETARD OF THE WEEK! :::throws papers in the air:::
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