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The Public Shouldn’t Respect Celebrity, Celebrity Should Respect The Public
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This is Zain Verjee - and it sounds like she needs to get laid. Badly. Now mind you she is of Indian descent so it is possible that her accent is making her stumble, but as she’s actually Canadian; I have a feeling this is a freudian slip of sorts.
The worst part is that she doesn’t say “penis” once. She says it twice. Enjoy!
Alright, there’s only one reason why I do this and its because it was on another celeb blog, so it’s kinda like news. Uh, theoretically.
Plus, I put up a shitload of naked women so I guess I do this so I don’t look so misogynistic (too late).
Ok, back in the early days of this blog I actually was trying to balance the tits/dick ratio that’s generally unseen … well short of any gay website. However after a couple of weeks of doing this, I had an epiphany of sorts. I was actively looking for male genitalia pics. Now - I’m a hetero male confortable in my own hetero-ness but I figured out the following in rapid succession.
I have no idea what a ‘nice looking penis’ looks like
Most of the penis pictures I found invariably were linked to gay porn sites.
I was ‘wasting’ my time looking for peen when I could looking for porn for myself.
Finally a ex-girlfriend of mine (who’s bi) summed it up for me: Penises are ugly unless erect. And most women don’t want to see an erect penis - they went to be ON an erect penis. In other words, this is why (generally) women don’t look at porn like we do. Men tend to fantasize about having sex - women actually go out and have sex. Capiche?
Okay enough of sex studies - below is a pic of Dolph Lungren’s wang while he’s on the beach. I’ve got nothing except that at least (for him) in ain’t a steroid dick - because you can actually see it. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED MEN:
See, this is what’s ruining America today: the exploitation of America’s men on national tv to satisfy the lurid eyes of a gyno-centric society. It’s simply shocking how the camera just lingers on the men’s private parts and uses the flimsy excuse of “simply showing off the shorts”. Yes, I’m sure they are “showing off” indeed! You don’t see this happen to women and th-
…what? Yes, that’s my magazine collection. Playboy? I read it for the articles, of course. Penthouse? Um, good science articles in that. Juggs? Um … er … I’m studying the effects that animals injected with hormones have within our food chain, particularly female hormones.*
Actually it’s kinda funny when Rachel is busy checking out the guys. You can almost hear her getting wetter.
Ok, maybe not so much funny as scary.
*-(I actually used that excuse one on an ex, it didn’t work then either)
I’m only reporting this under protest. A young lady who reads my blog (after I initially denied I actually wrote it) INSISTS on more male star news.
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The shit we do for pussy women, eh? From The Sun (UK):
The Casino Royale star has vowed to “go totally nude” for the next film, currently called Bond 22. And he reckons it’s only fair on the girls.
“I’d go totally nude. I’ve got nothing to hide, and after all, we ask the girls to reveal almost all, so why not the men?” he said.
The hunky 29-year-old gave the ladies a hint of what’s to come when he emerged from the sea in tight blue swimming trunks in Casino Royale. But the fuss the infamous scene caused made him nervous.
“Did I know the trunk thing would be such a big deal?” he said. “Yeah. I saw it on a huge billboard in Hollywood and people were screaming. It did make me feel rather nervous.”
Wonderful. When are we going to see Danny DeVito’s junk is my question?
Of course, for those who prefer men, we have this post just for you!
(Look - as a straight guy; I have no damn idea if this is hot for you ladies or not. LADIES - say something! Of course, this is dependent on them actually seeing this…)
Anyway today’s feature is a Vincent Gough - not to be confused with Vincent Van Gogh who cut an ear to impress the lady. Um, wouldn’t have chocolates or roses sufficed? DAMN!
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