CelebrityFIST!

Ok, my original plans were to go out tonight solo to the club down the street for a Xmas party.  The only problem is that I’m 2 (heavily) spiked eggnogs, 1 Miller High Life, and 1 Dos Equis down already.  The party doesn’t start for another hour and a half.

Now, I flipped a coin to see whether I would go or not and it said to go.  Fortunately, I don’t live by a coin toss though I have used it force myself to make a decision on occasion.  Translation:  however the toss went, it forced me to decide whether I’d choose to abide by the coin or not.  Believe me, at times it’s better than waffling back and forth until the decision become pointless.

Anyway, coin says “I go” and I told the coin to “go fuck itself”.  Frankly my self-confidence has been in the shitter for awhile so I’m not gonna try to outwit it - especially drunk.  Most likely scenario is I go, get shitfaced and make an ass of myself (it has happened before).  No thanks.  Pass.

So instead here’s boobies.  (See, this had a point) (more…)

Okay, this is the deal.  I’m in a shitty mood, I’m home, and I might be off tomorrow.  Yeah, ‘might’.  Translation: you go out at your own risk.  And … I’m not.  Which is a WHOLE other set of issues I might get to eventually.

So what does this latest ‘episode’ mean?  Well in this case rather than having me rant about my exes (been there, done that).  Lets look at some boobies instead.  Otay?  Otay!

Seren Gibson - Front UK

Gaby Spanic in Hombre Spain (03/2008)

Candice Cardinelle - Foxes

Jessica Jaymes - Danni.com

Danni Woodward - Penthouse

Where do I start?  Do I start by saying I missed my Xmas party but brought food and a no one bothered to check why I didn’t stay?  Do I start with the conversation with #16 that she basically told me (in a ersatz way) that she doesn’t miss me but misses the $$$?  Do I start with the conversation with #17 a few days later that basically ended the same way?  Do I start with the fact that I manage to impress someone from Moskva with the little Russian I know - only to be asked if I can help her with her ’studies’?  (now granted this was at a stripclub so that’s kinda cheating, I admit)

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Well that kinda covers it actually.  Hmph.

Okay, fuck this.  I’m getting drunk and you all need tits (and pussy and whatever).  Here you go: (more…)

Ah it’s that time when you’re still looking at (now-aging) leftovers and wondering if maybe you made too much food.

Or at least that’s the deal at my household.  Eh.  Speaking of leftovers here’s a bunch of pics that I had lying around that I’ve never gotten to post.  Enjoy!! (more…)

As everyone knows, it used to be that the cleavage was where it was at.  If a woman had cleavage, she had our attention.  Now, thanks to push-up bras, tight shirts, etc; the cleavage is - dare I say (dare! dare!) passe.  True, it can still titillate men but now that it tends to be everywhere, it really is heard to get our attention with cleavage alone.

Enter, the ‘underboob’.

The underboob allows women to prove that what we see is what we get.  Add to the fact that underboob also tends to be midriff-baring; it adds that extra umph when parading around (and lets face it, if you have underboob - you ARE showing off).  There have been on two occasions where I’ve seen the underboob in public and both times were truly a sight to behold.

So with that in mind; I’d like to salute the Underboob.  God’s answer to the Wonderbra!

This post is sponsored by the Underboob Supporters of America. (more…)

Janet Jackson, she ain’t.

…seriously, that was all I could figure out…

She might be a porn star or an actress or even the Moroccan ambassador to New Guinea for all I know.  But she’s got big tits.

Oh and she apparently has a 2010 calendar out.  What’s odd about it though is that there’s like a bunch of pictures for every month so I don’t know if it’s a weekly or not.  Also unlike most other cheesecake calendars;  Diosa has ‘beefcake’ in hers too.

So maybe she’s a gay icon?  I dunno, but she’s got big tits.

Well, I’m posting up the pics regardless of the dudes for one simple reason: she’s got big tits.

Enjoy! (more…)

Well, after the ‘coups’ of Olivia Munn, Heidi Montag-Spencer, and (urp) Marge Simpson; Playboy was essentially on the verge of irrelevance.

Ok, it was already there. (more…)

Okay, I’m pooped.  Got outta work but right now just wanna veg out.  Taking two Xanax (Xani?) and chilling.  So being in the lazy ass mode I’m in; gonna give a double barrel here. Otay?

Laci Willis (American model) - P1ayb0y - I may stand corrected about preferring a 10Tb drive over sex…

Aylar Lie (Norweigan Porn Actress/Singer, no really) - various pics.  She’s sexier without a cock stuck in her.

…whoa never thought I’d say that sentence. 

Sophie Monk (Australian singer/actress) in bikini and spandex shots.  She’d be sexier WITH a cock in her.  Or anything else at this point…

Katie Holmes (American actress) in a see-thru black dress at some lameass function.  She has that nice ‘psychotic sex fiend’ look that I like in my (ex)girlfriends. 

Lindsay Lohan (American -uh- actress/singer? kinda?) - Elle US (09/2009).  Yeah I know, but I’d still do her (but not without getting the harddrive first).
WARNING - These files are HUGE (3mb each)

Cassey (OnlyTease) - ‘Black Top’.  Boobies.

TJ (Cosmid) - ‘First Topless Shoot’.  I love these first-timers.  Plus - more boobies!!

Violet (VioletErotica) - ‘Busty Sweetheart’.  And even - well you know.

And we’ll end with Katya (BoobStudy) - ‘Cute And Perky’.  Really, isn’t there just something great about natural boobs!  Much better than basketball halves.

Okay, I can safely say I miss doing this on a regular basis.  Hopefully thats a good sign. 

Janet hardcore - Young & Busty.  Toldja I’d find some HC.

Danielle (FTVGirls) - ‘Roadside’.  I’d pick her up.

Vanessa (Ambya) - ‘Hot Cutie’.  Exotic looks always bring me up. 

Ashley Kahsaklahwee (Blue Fantasies).  That name is a mouthful - but so is she!

Lastly, Francesca (X-Art) - ‘Auto Erotica’.  I wouldn’t know which to test drive first…

I know I know a little late.  Hey, I’ve been busy with work.  Me and my team had to take down the back wall  so the construction guys can do their thing.  I thought there wasn’t supposed to menial labor in the medical profession?? 

Anyway, lets see what I’ve got here… (more…)