Ok I’m pretty pissed off I gotta get up in about 9 hours for work (long story), so where I was gonna post some stuff, just some quick hits are gonna have to do. Sorry.
Meet Melissa Theuriau. Don’t know her? You should if you wanna be considered an Internet geek. Ok, I don’t really know much about her, all I know is she’s French and she’s hot (granted those two usually go together anyway). Not sure what is about her but as you can tell from above she’s got followers (or stalkers, one can never be sure on the Net).
Anyhoo, she decided to sunbathe topless and fortunately for us, someone had a camera handy to take photographic … ‘memories’. Her boobs are nice. Not too big. Just a handful. 
On one hand, we have the hottest first lady on the planet, then they choose Britney for album of the year. After seeing these pics though of Chiarra Boisseau (they name kids like this in France?), I’m confused as hell.
I’m just gonna say that the French have great eyes for women, but their ears suck. That may explain all those times when they heard the command to “ATTACK!” as the word “RETREAT!”.
Dumbasses.
(Pictures are NSFW, another reason why Euro mags are far superior to US technology) (more…)
One is a frog, the other is a French stereotype.
ContactMusic.com:
BRITNEY SPEARS‘ comeback album BLACKOUT has been named album of the year by French radio station NRJ. The ceremony, which took place on Saturday in Cannes, praised the troubled star’s latest effort, which fought off competition from Amy Winehouse, Mika, James Blunt and Rihanna.
The awards also saw Justin Timberlake and Avril Lavigne honoured, landing gongs for best International Male and Female respectively. R+B star Rihanna, who picked up International Song of the Year for Don’t Stop The Music, debuted a new shorter hairstyle at the French ceremony. Winehouse, who was up for International Revelation and International Album, was scheduled to perform at the event - but was unable to honour the appearance after she was admitted to rehab in London on Thursday.
Way to go France! You finally get some respect for having the hottest first lady ever and then you have to fuck it up by giving the best album of the year to Britney?? Damn, you all are group of tone-deaf dickweeds. That crap album is so damn overproduced Ashley Simpson could have done the vocals and probably would’ve won album of the year!
Hell, Amy Winehouse would’ve been a better choice - she maybe a coked-out, anorexic, psychotic, twig of a woman but at least she show’s some talent!
Just shaking her hand would give Bill Clinton a spontaneous orgasm.
For those who don’t know who Carla Bruni is; she’s a model, actress, singer, and microbiologist. Okay, actually I’m not sure of anything other than model (though the “actress” and “singer sound logical leaps from modeling, right?). Oh, and she’s probably now the First Lady of France. No, really. She is supposedly married now to the President of France.
No, I don’t know his name … probably some French guy.
Anyway, I was gonna just show you some nice pics of her on the beach in a small white bikini. They’re not bad. But then I remember that she’s got a shitload of nude pics floating around the InterNets; so I decided “fuck it” just go to the jump and you can she just how hot she is.
Then when the President of France goes and meets other presidents; he can say “Why yes, mon ami; that ees the First Ladee of Fraunce! She’s is deelectible, no? You weesh you could possess her, no? HAH! You stand no chance with her and her like!! Why? Because you are not French! Haw-haw-hawn!!”
Then he throws a croissant at while twirling his moustache.
Yup … “It’s good to be the King”, alright. (more…)
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