CelebrityFIST!

“Danger in the shape of somethin’ wild
Stranger dressed in black, she’s a hungry child
No one knows who she is or what her name is”

One of the problems being my age and liking younger (LEGAL) women is that whenever I see young lady I have to ask two questions in my head each time:

1. Is she 18?
2. How many tequila shots will it take to jump her.

Which brings me to Chloe Cummings.  Now despite her pornstar name, it is actually her real name.  She is the younger cousin of Abigail Clancy (who you don’t know either probably - but she’s a model).  The best part is that she’s legal.  As in 18.  Not old enough to drink here in the states but I’m sure she’s downed a few gallons at the local pub in England.

Probably even drank some beer too.  (Ba-ZING)

Of course I see these pictures and all I can think of is this:

I don’t if she even does anything but you can tell she loves the attention from these photos.  Gotta love those 18 year old attention whores.  Man, they will do ANYTHING for attention sometimes.

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Half a bottle of tequila; I doubt more. 

Pics are Chloe at first, the last 6 is her cuz Abigail.  Compare and contrast and think of your own threesome fantasy.

It’s been twenty years?

Alright - disclaimer time:  All pictures in this post are readily available from Milla Jovovich’s OFFICIAL website MillaJ.com.  So don’t go ripping my head off about the pictures.  Ok?  Ok.

Not that that’s over with.

I came across HomicidalInsomniac’s post on Milla and a couple of pics from 1988.  Mind you she’s only like 13 at the time.  What surprised me is how her face remains practically unchanged in the last twenty years.  At the same time there’s another pic which shows you she literally is still a child.

This kinda intrigued me so I decided to do a little research and found some pics that show both the ‘adult’ and ‘child’ in her.  What really surprised me was she actually started modeling at 12 years old!  Cripes.  However, I give you kudos for somehow keeping her head on totally straight.  Hell, her head might be screwed on better than mine.

Anyway, here’s a small sampling of photos taken from ‘88-’93:  Intriguing to see the subtle changes.  (Relax no ‘bad photos’ after the jump - just kinda long post…
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