CelebrityFIST!

Nobody likes me / everyone hates me / gonna go home / and eat worms

Poor Gwyneth Paltrow.  Well not “poor” exactly.  I mean, she’s rich and shit.  But poor in a metaphorical sense - aw hell, I have no idea what I’m talking about.

Then again neither does Gwyneth, at least according to Hindu scholar Rajan Zed; who apparently has had enough of the GOOP girl’s goop:

There are not many deep, spiritual and philosophical thoughts in the blog, which are an essential part of nourishing the inner self. The actress needs to grow-up and stop writing about mundane topics like ‘Boots by Gucci’, ‘Banana Pancakes’, ‘The Hungry Cat’ and ‘Tweezerman’ - in which she talks about taming the unruly eyebrows of men. Instead, she needs to talk about topics like realizing self, immortality, deeper reality, eternity, soul, inner realms of the mind and spirit, pure consciousness. That’s if she’s truly serious about inner aspect. (ContactMusic)

If she wants to be ‘deep’, that’s cool.  But it helps to actually have some DEPTH to be deep.

Tattoo sez - “I’m very edumacated.”

That’s what money’s for. 

All this is a way of saying that Hayden Panettiere looks retarded with her tattoo which she showed off at Cannes. (more…)

I suddenly want to hear Lou Reed’s Transformer album…
I saw this and I can only think Jude Law actually looks better than Amy Winehouse as a woman.  Then again, at this point I would probably look better than Winohouse as a lady.  Come to think of it, she looks better as a man already than I do!

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Damn, painted myself into a corner again.

Anyhoo, Jude is all gussied up because he is playing a transvestite (NOT from Transylvania) in a film called Rage.  His character is called ‘Minx’.  *Urp*  Sorry, threw up a little there.  Blech.

No doubt by sheer coincidence, the Hollywood heart-throb’s latest screen incarnation bears an uncanny resemblance to Miss [Sadie] Frost, his ex-wife and mother of his four children.

Rage, which also stars Lily Cole -  who Law has been romantically linked to in the past  -  is being shown in competition at the International Berlin Film Festival, which begins today.

Director Sally Potter said: ‘Jude, whose beauty has sometimes been held against him as an actor, made the courageous decision to accept the role and took on a kind of hyper-beauty for this persona, a “female” beauty which gradually unravels as the story unfolds.’ [UK Daily Mail]

So I decided to look up Ms. Sadie Frost and let you decide for yourself.  Starting to look alike?

Alright, I have no idea who she is.  According to Wiki she’s  “a Dutch glamour model and aspiring singer”.  Well she does have a nice set of lungs.

She also apparently had an affair with David Beckham (some soccer dude) and screwed around and sorta married Jenny Shimizu (who was Angelina Jolie’s boxlunch for a time).

Translation - she’s a megahoe.  That’s a good thing! 

Anyway, we’ve got some near-life size pics of her… (These are BIG!)

And the REAL reason for this post - nudity!  These from a topless beach.  Like I said nice lungs (after the jump)…

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