CelebrityFIST!

Up to about 30 seconds ago this was a post on how I was prepping for live-blogging for the Academy Awards.  Then I started thinking about:

• The Oscars are boring as shit most of the time
• Its difficult to live blog and watch the show at the same time for me
• I’d rather just post up pics.
• I really don’t care who wins this year.

So here’s my guesses on who’ll probably win:

Supporting Actress: Mo’Nique

Supporting Actor:  The german from Inglorious Basterds

Actress:  Sandra Bullock

Actor:  Jeff Bridges

Director:  The chick who did “The Hurt Locker“

Picture: Avatar

The only possible surprises are if the other black chick from Precious wins over Sandra Bullock and if Hurt Locker manages to beat Avatar.  Other than that same old same old.

What?  Oh yeah, here’s some Eternal Summer pics that I forgot to post yesterday, sorry. (more…)

Okay, I was SUPPOSED to start today with this post … but got a little mentally sidetracked with the Celebrity Goodies.  My bad! 

Well here’s a 50 pics post of some nice ladies on the beach.  Some wearing bikinis … others - well wearing less.  (more…)

Short version: Got home late last night, had to go to jury duty today (again) and forgot to post this up in the process.

The good news?  This is the nude beach edition!  Enjoy!! (more…)

We’re gonna step away from the beach for a minute and see what’s going on around town on a warm summers day.

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WOW!  And I thought the fishy smell was from the ocean!  (sorry, I couldn’t resist).  If you guys wanna see poon, this is the post for you!!  It’s gonna make you wonder the next time you see a pretty lady in a skirt … “Is she wearing panties?”

In some cases the answer is a resounding NO.    Enjoy!! (more…)

Well this is the ninth day (sorta) and will be the last you’ll see these the ‘lame’ beach ones.

Oh yeah, these are the lame pics.  I’ve got three surprises for 10th, 11th, and 12th Days.

… I think you’ll like’em.

Anyway here we go! (more…)

I took a couple of days off to recharge the batteries (I went out Friday night - first time at night in AGES) and have been putting a ‘plan’ in place regarding all the ‘Noise’ in my life.  Should be interesting year, to say the least.

Bah, enough of me, lets see what the hell I forgot to post up on Friday and Saturday, eh?

Friday first (and belated Happy New Years): (more…)

When this is posted up I will not be around namely because…

1. I was in fact cursed and now dead  (oh noes!) 
2. Or, more likely - I’m celebrating the New Year with my family…

Uh, hopefully the latter of course.

Anyhoo, I put this up in advance cuz after work I’m zooming straight over to my parent’s where I can reflect on this past year and various ups and downs and to ponder the important points.

Namely how I still don’t have a regular lay. 

So, another set and I might throw one up after I get back early 1/1/10 (non-celeb still but something I think you’ll enjoy nevertheless).  To everyone out there reading this:  I wish you a happy new year.  May it be a far better one than this past year. (more…)

So I walked out the door this morning and found a rabbit’s foot.  No wait, that’s not right.  See not a ‘rabbit’s foot’ as in a charm but actually the ripped off leg of an unfortunate woodland creature.  It don’t think it was my ‘front door cat’ (J.Lo. - yes that’s her name) as the leg looked like it belong to an adult.  Further, there was - well - rabbit shit nearby which would suggest that the animal lost the leg on my front porch.

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Finding a rabbit’s foot the day before a blue moon.  It’s a good thing I don’t believe in blessings & curses otherwise I’ve been VERY blessed or VERY cursed. 

Eh. (more…)

In case you’re wondering … yeah, I know I’m fucking cheating for by just posting up these “Beach-mas” posts.  Don’t worry, I’m gonna get around to posting other crap - eventually.  Cut me some slack.  Downloading a shitload of porn takes alot out of man.

… uh - pun NOT intended. 

Because really you can’t have a beach and NOT play a little volleyball. (more…)