CelebrityFIST!

Okay … so I’m just a little late on a 2010 calendar post.  I’ve been busy!

Doing what - I’m not entirely sure (other than getting drunk).  Eh.

Here’s Alice Goodwin in her topless 2010 calendar.  Enjoy it.  Print it.  Fap to it.  Just don’t let me know.  (more…)

For those who don’t know, the Pirelli Calendar is the most notable and most exclusive one on the planet.  They’re free but given out to only Pirelli dealers and their clients.  Generally conisdered the “King of Calendars”.  Of course, it doesn’t hurt that most of the models are big names and usually topless (if not downright nude).

Throw in the fact that Terry Richardson is the photographer of the calendar this year (rather famous in his own right for scandalous photoshoots like this) you may see why this calendar is especially notable this year.  And in fact took a while to find HQ pics of the calendar as a whole.

Til now.

Anyway, the models (in alphabetical order) are:  Abbey Lee, Ana Beatriz Barros, Catherine McNeil, Daisy Lowe, Eniko Mihalik, Georgina Stojiljkovic, Gracie Carvalho, Lily Cole, Marloes Horst, Miranda Kerr, & Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.

By the way, if you’re wondering if a woman is meant to look like she’s ‘licking a cock’ or fellating fruit.  Yeah, knowing Richardson, that is TOTALLY intentional…  Enjoy. 

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Janet Jackson, she ain’t.

…seriously, that was all I could figure out…

She might be a porn star or an actress or even the Moroccan ambassador to New Guinea for all I know.  But she’s got big tits.

Oh and she apparently has a 2010 calendar out.  What’s odd about it though is that there’s like a bunch of pictures for every month so I don’t know if it’s a weekly or not.  Also unlike most other cheesecake calendars;  Diosa has ‘beefcake’ in hers too.

So maybe she’s a gay icon?  I dunno, but she’s got big tits.

Well, I’m posting up the pics regardless of the dudes for one simple reason: she’s got big tits.

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Enjoy and … blech, DON’T eat expired yogurt. 

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again  Whatever they’re feeding their ladies in England; they need to ship a couple of tons of that stuff over here.

Yeah, I know - >oink<>oink<

Another calendar peek - this one is of model Mayra Veronica.  Well, I assume she’s a model.  She might be a singer.  Or maybe she’s a spokesmodel.  Well, she could be a dancer (but that ass is pretty big).

Anyway, here she is.

I admit it - I wish I was Hugh Hefner. Yeah, yeah, he’s like 100 years old and needs Viagra to get it up anymore. On the flip side, he’s probably had more poonanny in the past year than I could in a lifetime in my dreams.

(Sorry, that was the best line I could come up with. Just the thought of that much pussy makes my mind go into vaporlock.)

So with that, I introduce our second look at the upcoming 2008 calendars: The Girls Next Door. These three are Hef’s “girlfriends” (or “fucktoys”, whichever you prefer) who have their own show on some cable network (don’t know which - I don’t watch it). All I know about them is that they’re young, dumb, and full of Hef’s cum…

Calendars are important things to have. They allow us to figure out when a bill is due and just how many days late we can let it slide before the calls start coming. Also, we can write a check and figure out how soon we need to have money in the bank before the check bounces.

Oh yeah, also to remember what birthdays parents, spouses, lovers, siblings, relatives, and the like have as well as various special days (birthdays, anniversaries, “that time of the month”, Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanzaa, Spiro Agnew’s Birthday, last blowjob, next blowjob, etc.).

This is something we’ll see all year. So you have to make it something worth looking at.

And gentleman - THIS is the only calendar you need for 2008.

The UK Magazine “Nuts” (appropriate for a men’s mag) has come out with a delicious calendar for ‘08. In case you don’t recognize the names, I was kind enough to bring along pictures (NSFW). You can see them after the jump.

Almost makes you want to look forward to next year.

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