CelebrityFIST!

Okay, I loved the man but Hugh Hefner really has … I dunno, senility perhaps?  Its one thing to take your once mighty magazine and turn it into a poor-man’s Maxim (which is double insult since Maxim was originally a poor-man’s Playboy).  I mean, c’mon!  Layouts of some C-listing celebs that aren’t even nude?  And the ones we get?  Tara Reid?  Lisa Rinna?  What is this Playboy or Plastic Surgery For Dummies Monthly? (more…)

I have no idea whats going with those legs.  BLECH!

Alright first, Olivia Munn does a non-nude shoot for Playboy (and STILL gets the cover), then Heidi Spencer-Splat does the same (which is due to bore newstands soon).  Also, in the geriatric department, Lisa Rinna gets the Photoshop overload (and still looks wretched) and Hef actually thinks (75 year-old!) Shirley Jones needs to take more clothes off!? 

So how can it get any worse, right?

Jenna Jameson has posed for Playboy magazine just four months after giving birth to twins.

WAIT!  THAT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION!!

The retired adult film star showed off her super-slim post-pregnancy body at a provocative photo shoot for the racy magazine last week. (ContactMusic)

Wonderful.  They’re gonna burn out a computer just erasing that Mothra-like growth that is her vagina.  Shit.  You know, at this point; they should just call it a day.  If you tout a former porn star hanging vag in your “gentleman’s mag” - um, you have problems.

No really.  WTF?  It’s like Death hit the motherfucking lottery. (more…)

Just a quick note of belated condolences to Mike Tyson and his family on the tragic death of his daughter Exodus. (more…)

Alright, now for those who don’t know already; Unca Chaoz here is a comic book geek.  Specifically, DC Comics.  And specifically of THAT, mostly non-superhero.  Sgt. Rock, G.I. Combat, Kamandi, House of Mystery, etc.  That’s my forte.  Well they’re not making any of those titles anymore; except a western comic.

Jonah Hex.

I’ve got a soft spot for the book.  He’s basically a disfigured Clint Eastwood “Man With No Name” character.  He was born to an alcoholic dad who beat the shit outta him and then sold his ass off to an Indian tribe.  He saved the tribal chief and was made an honorary ’son’ of the chief.  This would piss off the chief’s real son and saw Jonah as a rival.  Eventually, on a raid against another tribe Jonah was left for dead by his rival.

After serving in the Confederate infantry he would eventually make his way back to the tribe where his rival challenged him to a tomahawk duel.  The chief’s son however had sabotaged Jonah’s weapon and Jonah kills his rival with a hidden knife after realizing what had happened.  The chief, however, felt that what Jonah did was ‘cheating’ and for his sin was scarred on his right side with a burning tomahawk.

A pariah to both white men and red; he became a bounty hunter.  Make his living bringing wanted men - dead or alive.

That’s from memory, motherfuckers.

Anyhoo - they have FINALLY decided to make a movie about one of my all time favorite characters.  Of course, they’re gonna fuck it up.  How?  Two words (more…)

Ya know - you do this; you WILL get some unwanted attention…

Tila Tequila is dead
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I just broke into her house, killed her and her dog. Logged onto Twitter to tell you guys. She was signed on already. Tila Tequila is dead.
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