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Sep 11 2008

Ashley Tisdale…

Posted by: Chaoz in Rant, Out and About, Ashley Tinsdale
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…can I just punch the shit outta her?
No really.  I got nothing else on this chick.  She reminds of one of those girls in high school who just seems to get everything her way.
“I’m so rockin’!“
“Dad-dee!  I need a nose job!“
Ugh.  Seriously, I’m not even posting any other pictures of her.  I just need a ticket to LA and directions to her favorite java temple so I go and pop her across that Iron Chin while I sing “Smack My Bitch Up!”
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That song is such a great song by the way.  I’m trying to convince someone to play that as their wedding song.  No luck yet.  But I’m gonna keep trying!

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Jan 01 2008

“The Ho’” and “The Nose” Go Shopping

Posted by: Chaoz in Miscellaneous Shit, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tinsdale

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Remember this pic after they’re arrested for DWI.

I love young women. Really, I do. They’re kinda like getting into a new car - that fresh smell, the way you slip right in like it was made for you, the purring of the engine….

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Oop! Sorry, daydreaming. Anyway - I like young women. These TWO though are getting on my nerves. Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tinsdale are supposedly part of the “new wave” of celebrities. Other than one taking nude pictures for her gay guyfriend and the other chopping her nose off, there really isn’t anything going on with these two. Really.

Which of course begs the question “Why am I devoting a post to them?” That’s easy. Because I came up with the phrase “The Ho and The Nose” and I just had to put in print. Nyah!

Oh, and I just love how Tinsdale is “enjoying” the spotlight. In 5 years, Hudgens is in Playboy and Tinsdale is in rehab (for the 10th time).

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