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CelebrityFIST! » CelebrityFIST! News Of The Day For 03/25/10 (I'm Not Dead Yet Ed.)
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Mar 25 2010

CelebrityFIST! News Of The Day For 03/25/10 (I’m Not Dead Yet Ed.)

Posted by: Chaoz in Sex Sells, Cheating Hearts, Fashion Failures, Kim Kardashian

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Targets Acquired: Victoria’s Secret … Jesse James … Shauna Sand … Kim Kardashian … Ke$ha

Hot Models In The Kiddie Pool, Everybody IN!  In the pool that is, sorry.  Apparently in order to celebrate something, Victoria Secret got models Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, & Alessandra Ambrosio to stand in a kiddie pool wearing cut off shorts and bikini tops.  Frankly, I would’ve chosen a banana-split eating contest (with MY banana) but hey, this comes kinda close right?  :roll:

Jesse James Is A Dick and Sandra Bullock Is Stupid.  Sorry Sandy but c’mon, he was schtupping 4 other women while you took care of his kids??  Da-amn girl you got taken for a ride and a half and didn’t even get a t-shirt!  Seriously, Sandy, call me we’ll “talk”.  ;)

Shauna Sand went to the beach - again.  Seriously, clear stripper heels cannot be a good way of instilling family values on your children.  … Of course the “sex talk” is gonna be VERRRRRRY interesting.  What?  Look it was the best I could do.  Behave or I’ll POST Shauna Sand pics?  What then, huh??

Reggie Brown may have cheated on Kim Kardashian.  OH HORRORS!! :shocked:  Okay, maybe not.  C’mon lets just talk about the real issue here.  Kim won’t let Reggie piss on.  She let Ray J, but she was young and stupid (like what a whole year ago?) and now she’s well older and still stupid.  But not stupid enough to get pissed on twice!  No sirree bob!  Besides I’m sure Reggie would go up to kiss Kim and say “Honey, did the cat mark its territory on you again?”

Ke$ha has a saggy diaper that leaks.  Well it does at the beach.   Gotta love those fat rolls, too.  Sister, I can tell you something - THAT bikini bottom is as flattering to you as a speedo would be for me.  :puke:

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