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CelebrityFIST! » Archive for Friday, March 5th, 2010
The Public Shouldn’t Respect Celebrity, Celebrity Should Respect The Public
The Public Shouldn’t Respect Celebrity, Celebrity Should Respect The PublicThe Public Shouldn’t Respect Celebrity, Celebrity Should Respect The PublicThe Public Shouldn’t Respect Celebrity, Celebrity Should Respect The PublicThe Public Shouldn’t Respect Celebrity, Celebrity Should Respect The Public
Okay, this is probably a bit obscure for most, but fuck it. I’m drunk, you’re not. It’s my blog, not yours. So fuck me.
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Or something. Anyway, here’s Sir Lord Baltimore and “I Got A Woman” - I don’t have a woman, I might have two - but honestly I’d prefer none (on a permanent basis) right now…
In case you’re wondering I will pay a price for all this drinking tomorrow. See I have to finish prepping my work for inventory and - well, what’s left of me won’t be pretty. The good news is that I don’t have to go til 6pm so i still have (looks at clock) 20 hours to recuperate. Truth is that I’ll need MORE than that to recover. Sober up? No problem. Recover? Uh, minor problem. I remember I leave work at 9pm, go to the strip club, get some dances, get drunk, get a blowjob, go home, and go to work the next MORNING. Now? I’m lucky if I get to the “drunk” part. Really.
I am a great Foster Brooks fan. He is easily one of those comedians whose legacy has been bulldozed for the sake of POLITICAL CORRECTNESS. I put that in capitals because its screams in the ears of those who have to put up with it. Once upon a time, it was a good thing (but all roads to Hell are paved with good intentions, no?) - don’t make fun certain people simply because of their skin tone or religion or traditions. Fine.
Now? Everyone gets and ‘A’ for coming to class! Everyone gets a ‘participants’ trophy (not just a ribbon)! Make everything fair! W? T? F?
I could go on but I don’t wanna wreck this intro. Lets turn back the clock just far enough that we can enjoy Foster Brooks and his celebrity roast of Sammy Davis Jr. PC? Fuck No. Don’t like it? Fuck You.
Okay, I’m still looking for news. Kinda. You have a sore hand from the Eva Wyrwal pics earlier. So…
I have a recurring dream where I’m missing a class I forgot to take before graduation and I have gone to class all semester and now its the end and I missed all the tests and basically, I’m fucked. Nevermind the fact I graduated 20 years ago, I still get that dream. In fact, I had it this morning.
In honor of my masochistic subconscious, I give you the lads from Springfield: Cheap Trick with “Dream Police”.
Okay, I’m still looking for stuff for our nightly news segment but stumbled across this. She’s too hot in this set for a Celeb Goodies post so she gets a solo shot. I give you Eve Wyrwal in Nuts UK. Which month? WHO CARES! (more…)
Everyone gets and ‘A’ for coming to class! Everyone gets a ‘participants’ trophy (not just a ribbon)! Make everything fair! W? T? F?
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