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Mar 02 2010

CelebrityFIST! News Of The Day For 03/02/10

Posted by: Chaoz in In Denial, Medical Bloopers, Fashion Failures, Final Exit

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Kristen Stewart … Roger Ebert … Lady Gags … Marie Osmond … Courtney Love
Kristen Stewart is … EW.  Seriously, is Twilight really a massive Japanese gay porn franchise?  You know where the all the boys and girls look alike so you can’t say its gay but it is?  Between the two main males looking like women and Kristen looking like she soon kick there asses than fuck them.  Man, we’re gonna wind up with a lot lesbians down the line in the near future.  :shock:

Roger Ebert is a better man than me.  Shit, talk about putting your problems in perspective.  This guy - who has been known to be bombastic in the past - went on Oprah to ‘talk’ about his thyroid cancer, his lack of jaw and the inability to eat, drink, or talk like the rest of us ever again.  He can ‘talk’ using a synthetic voice from a computer but some guys in Scotland collected his DVD commentaries, and mooshed them together so that when the computer talks for him there is some resemblence of his voice.  A bit weird and but ballsy for this guy to put his life out there.  Major props.

Lady Gaga manages to look WORSE.  Talk about from the sublime to the ridiculous.  The Gagster was photographed wearing a … lobster on her head.  Not a live one mind you - though it would actually had been an improvement over the one the crystal studded nightmare she’s wearing.  On and the plastic dress with the nipple tape.  This could be even worse than the “Kermit” dress I ‘highlighted’ some time back.  Jeez, two words - DUCT TAPE.

Marie Osmond’s son went street pizza.  Condolences for the family as Michael Blosil - her 18-year-old son - committed suicide by jumping off a building.  With due respect to the deceased - damn dude, 18 and you jump?  Weak dude, weak.

Courtney Love went to Milan looking like shit.  There’s a joke about Italians and shit I could use I like insides ‘inside’ me so I’ll pass.  Suffice to say she looks like cast off from the Nightmare Before Christmas.  Ew.  Are we sure that Kurt Cobain is the one that died and not her??

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