Archive for March, 2010
Mar
30
2010
Something Different: Christopher Walken & The CensusPosted by: Chaoz in Something DifferentWell since I’m on a birthday kick, lets celebrate Christopher Walken’s birthday as well. He turns 67. While he’s done a lot of great dramatic turns; uh - this is the comedy segment. I could’ve gone with the “Cowbell” skit but that’s actually overdone I think. So lets go with something a bit obscure and coincidentally timely. Christopher Walken vs. the Census worker (no, not that way)…
Mar
30
2010
Song Of The Day: AC/DC - “Let There Be Rock” (Live; Glasgow, April 1978)Posted by: Chaoz in Song Of The DayToday (well essentially today) is Angus Young’s birthday. Old fart turns 55 so lets raise a pint for the fucker. Rock on! So lets have the boys (with Bon Scott, of course) entertain us with a little “Let There Be Rock”. If were nice, maybe the birthday boy will give us a nice solo too. By the way, THIS is Rock-n-Roll. Accept no substitutes.
Mar
30
2010
Celebrity Goodies For 03/30/10 (Got My Ass Kicked Outta Work Ed.)Posted by: Chaoz in Celebrity GoodiesI learned that the only thing worse than going to work while you’re still sick is being KICKED OUT of work because you’re still sick. … Frankly I was embarrassed. Really. To me its like being a general told you can’t fight your battle cause you have the sniffles. … Granted, I’m not general and it’s not a war and that yeah throwing on germs around sick people isn’t a good image, but still. So here I am home again (naturally). *sigh* It’s like fucking Groundhog Day. Alright - I’ve got shit to post and I’m tired of all this crap clogging up the harddrive inhibiting my ability to download porn. So (cracks knuckles & hurts wrist) DAMMIT - anyway, I’m throwing out 10 sets today because I’m such a nice fucking guy. Enjoy. (more…)
Mar
30
2010
Good Evening: One Of My Cats Finds Out I’m Going Out With THE EXPosted by: Chaoz in Good Evening
Mar
26
2010
Something Different: Redd Foxx - “Wash Your Ass”Posted by: Chaoz in Something DifferentFor those of you playing at home, you know that I am currently talking to (and going out to dinner) with The Ex (no, hanky panky, honest!). Anyway, what’s the song stuck in my head when I get up this morning? This one… While I don’t “love her” (at least not yet, again) I do “hate myself”. But that’s for another therapy session. Meanwhile, I did finally get a bj and a beer (or 6) earlier today. I’ll give more info, but not here…
Mar
25
2010
CelebrityFIST! News Of The Day For 03/25/10 (I’m Not Dead Yet Ed.)Posted by: Chaoz in Sex Sells, Cheating Hearts, Fashion Failures, Kim KardashianTargets Acquired: Victoria’s Secret … Jesse James … Shauna Sand … Kim Kardashian … Ke$ha
Hot Models In The Kiddie Pool, Everybody IN! In the pool that is, sorry. Apparently in order to celebrate something, Victoria Secret got models Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, & Alessandra Ambrosio to stand in a kiddie pool wearing cut off shorts and bikini tops. Frankly, I would’ve chosen a banana-split eating contest (with MY banana) but hey, this comes kinda close right? Jesse James Is A Dick and Sandra Bullock Is Stupid. Sorry Sandy but c’mon, he was schtupping 4 other women while you took care of his kids?? Da-amn girl you got taken for a ride and a half and didn’t even get a t-shirt! Seriously, Sandy, call me we’ll “talk”. Shauna Sand went to the beach - again. Seriously, clear stripper heels cannot be a good way of instilling family values on your children. … Of course the “sex talk” is gonna be VERRRRRRY interesting. What? Look it was the best I could do. Behave or I’ll POST Shauna Sand pics? What then, huh?? Reggie Brown may have cheated on Kim Kardashian. OH HORRORS!! :shocked: Okay, maybe not. C’mon lets just talk about the real issue here. Kim won’t let Reggie piss on. She let Ray J, but she was young and stupid (like what a whole year ago?) and now she’s well older and still stupid. But not stupid enough to get pissed on twice! No sirree bob! Besides I’m sure Reggie would go up to kiss Kim and say “Honey, did the cat mark its territory on you again?” Ke$ha has a saggy diaper that leaks. Well it does at the beach. Gotta love those fat rolls, too. Sister, I can tell you something - THAT bikini bottom is as flattering to you as a speedo would be for me. :puke:
Well, this ends a rather anemic show (which makes sense since I’m not running on all cylinders, haven’t had a drink in a week, my right hand fuckin’ hurts, and I need a blowjob). … Well, lets try to end on a high note anyway. Shall we? Here’s Jayme Langford dancing (rather lamely) as she goes from topless to nude. Plus she’s redhead and that’s always good. (I have mentioned…?) Me, I’m done. this has been a rather long day for me and need a bit of shuteye. Nite, blokes.
|






Entries (RSS)