How bad is the situation at ChaozCentral? Try this:
Talk to Ex #5 (aka: “The only ex I’m still cool with”) about THE EX. She came by and stole my phone (while I was trying to jump her) so I “wouldn’t do anything stupid”. She wanted my laptop but I told her all my porn was on there.
She of course left it. … THE FOOL! BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
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What was I talking about again????
Oh, yeah: “Pussy, pussy, everywhere; but not a clit to lick.”
BTW, this was the song that I have associated with THE EX (just for reference. Burn and destroy at your leisure.)
Also - yes … of course, I’m a masochist - I was once Catholic.

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