Commercial Break (Courtesy Of Agent Provocateur) (x69)
Posted by: Chaoz in Miscellaneous Shit, Sex Sells, Celebrity Goodies, PhotoshootsI thought I’d try writing some ad copy for Agent Provocateur since I still want earn some cash and don’t wanna have to spend too much time on it. Ya know since the regular job just keeps me level (damn drinking binges and mysterious credit charges!) and since my “earn money as a medical claims processor” job hasn’t quite panned out. And since this blogging earns me - oh - whats zero divided by infinity?
Anyway, *ahem* “Looking to put that spark back in your relationship? Tired of the same in-and-out? Bored with the ‘lumberjack and international jewel thief’ scenarios? Try Agent Provocateur lingerie as a ’spice’ in the sexy soup that you make! The lingerie is sure to get that ‘wiggle back in your tiggle’ as our lovely Silvia Dimitrova shows you that anyone can look good in our lingerie. Even your wife? Or girlfriend. Or mistress. Or ’significant other’. Or ‘real doll’. Or that mannequin you swiped from the Salvation Army.
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Needs work? Well here’s Silvia anyway showing off what they have (and SHE has as well!).

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