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Jan 13 2010

Jennifer Love Hewitt Never Fails To … Uh … FAIL

Posted by: Chaoz in Jennifer Love Hewitt, Fashion Failures

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On one hand, feel bad for Jennifer Love Hewitt.  See, she had this hot body, never showed it off now its slowly going to shit.  She can’t keep a boyfriend to save her life (so much so that her latest beau Jaime Kennedy - poseur extraordinaire & L-lister - seems to want out).  Plus she hasn’t given me a blowjob, so she doesn’t know what she’s missing.

(No really, how many chubby Mexican men could she have possibly blown so far?  I’m sure less than 10.)

Whatever, obviously she has ‘methods’ of trying to make herself feel better.  One way apparently is to glue rhinestones around her vagina.  :shock:   Mmm.  No.

Actress JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT regularly gives her genitals a sparkly makeover - by decorating her “precious lady” with expensive crystals.
The Ghost Whisperer star first experienced the wonder of the vaginal glitter when a friend offered to add a dash of bling to cheer her up after a love split - and now she regularly adds a sparkle before going out to attend events, parties and launches.
She explains, “It’s called ‘vajazzling’. After a break-up, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady and it shined (sic) like a disco ball… Women should ‘vajazzle’ their vajay-jays (vagina).”
Hewitt confessed she was wearing the bling during her appearance on chat show (George) Lopez Tonight on Tuesday: “I am currently vajazzled… It’s cute.”
Asked if boyfriend Jamie Kennedy likes her sparkled vagina on the TV show, the actress quipped, “I’ve had no complaints.”

So … this means I have to put metal studs on my dick in order to feel better about myself??  Uh-huh.  WRONG.  Shit, she sounds more fucked up than Jennifer Aniston (and that’s a serious level of fucked up there).  And as far as Kennedy not complaining - any woman insane enough to stud her vagina is more than happy to chop up your dick and serve it as a sloppy joe.  I’m just saying.

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