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CelebrityFIST! » Hef Kicked The Twins To The Curb (Say WHAT!?) - Nudes At End
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Jan 13 2010

Hef Kicked The Twins To The Curb (Say WHAT!?) - Nudes At End

Posted by: Chaoz in Whore-lywood, Bad News

Okay, I loved the man but Hugh Hefner really has … I dunno, senility perhaps?  Its one thing to take your once mighty magazine and turn it into a poor-man’s Maxim (which is double insult since Maxim was originally a poor-man’s Playboy).  I mean, c’mon!  Layouts of some C-listing celebs that aren’t even nude?  And the ones we get?  Tara Reid?  Lisa Rinna?  What is this Playboy or Plastic Surgery For Dummies Monthly?

Uh, now he kicks the Shannon Twins to the curb.  20 year-old.  Twins.  Dumped.  Via ‘a source’:

“You have to consider that these girls are only 20 years old. The twins were there for the ride. They just care about themselves.”

Hefner said he initially suggested the move, which is expected to be within the next couple of weeks, and that Kristina and Karissa will now be “friends” as opposed to having the official title of “girlfriends.” One of the reasons — and possibly a clear indicator — for the twins’ departure from the famous Holmby Hills home was their relationship to the 83-year-old nudie magazine mogul.

According to the source, “it was not a secret the twins were sleeping around” while living under Hef’s roof.  (Sauce)

“They just care about themselves.”  Aw, gee Hef …. YOU THINK!?  :mad:   They’re 20 years old!  They’re selfish little cunts who will try to pump as much money outta yeah without even giving a blowjob in return!  And when they do, they do it so half-assedly that it actually is worse than sex.  And then they just want you to drive them back to their apartment before they’re roommate realizes that they’re ‘dating’ a guy twice their age and doesn’t want their roommate to think they’re a golddigger which is EXACTLY what they are!

…

Uh, hypothetically of course.

Of course I would’ve had them had a blowjob race - the fastest would get a $100000.  Made sure it finished in a tie and not give the dough to either of them.   But I’m an asshole like that.

And YES - here are some nudes so you don’t feel like you had to sit thru this for nothing…

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