CelebrityFIST!

I know you’d guys riot if I didn’t throw some boobage in.  So without further ado I offer Julia Alexandratou in Nitro Magazine.  That name is a mouthful - but then so are her tits.  Wow.  She’s a little overdone in the makeup for my tastes but - um - I think I could work around it.  (more…)

Anna Friel is just one of those ladies who just looks like she could fuck all night long.  Maybe its the hair or may the she uses that coy pose with her legs.  I dunno.  All I know is that while I tend to go much younger for my ‘activities’, she’s one I’d bend the rules (and my dick) for.

Okay, you really don’t give a shit where she’s at right?  Actually, you don’t give two hoots and a holler about where these people are. They could be a Walmart in the photo department getting some pictures done.  Frankly, I feel the same way - so we’re doing away with specifics (though I keep the details on file so I don’t duplicate my own crap).

So, who’s Dianna Agron?  Well apparently she’s on the tv show Glee (which is a rip-off of High School Musical which is  rip-off of Grease which is … you get the idea).  Anyway, she went to the same party as Anna “Jonah Hex” Paquin so I thought I’d give her her own spot.

This one is kinda (semi-)hard.  She’s a little hottie but that dress is … well.  Let’s just say I’d pluck her then fuck her.  Sound about right?

I’d also stuff her.  Pour some my gravy on her.

… you know I’ve got like a page of this stuff but you know what I mean…

“With a rebel yell, she cries more more more…!”
Do you remember back in the day when Anna Paquin was cute?  No?  Well just go with me on this one okay?  At one time she was ‘cute’.  Not hot, just cute.  Well she’s all grown up and … well … uh … you know when animals are little they’re cute and fuzzy wuzzy?  Then they grow up and basically stop being cute?

Well Anna is definitely an example of that in homo sapiens.  I’m not saying she’s ugly.  I’m just saying its a good thing she’s not a dog or a cat.  Really.

She’s a sexy thing but lets face it - these shots are Photoshopped to high heaven.  Seriously she looks like a sex doll.

Which would not be a bad idea per se, but I don’t have enough cash for one of those.  Plus, its not like you can just stuff her in a closet when company comes over.  Ya know, “Can I take your coat?”  “Oh no, I can do it.” *PLOP*

…. as you can see I’ve actually thought this out 

Anyway, enjoy the pics. (more…)