CelebrityFIST!

Alright, not exactly.  Still she did SUCK someone’s finger and he did look like he got off.  Honestly, if Jessica Alba had sucked my finger I probably would need a change of shorts too.

Of course this was before she got all up with a kid and shit.  *sigh* Miss the good ol’ days.

Found this and decided this is something to tide you guys over while I watch my Texas Longhorns play Alabama.  My team is a 4 point underdog but they were last time when they beat USC.  Anyhoo, I’ll be watching that and then working a morning shift(!) at work so I won’t be on later tonight.  Sorry.

However, I think this is a good way of getting a nice 10 minute lobotomy so enjoy it!

Oh and HOOK’EM HORNS!

So I’m finally back on the celebrity beat and lets see whats going on.  Oh yeah, well remember how Tila Tequila Nguyen - the former cocktease cum famewhore - said she and Johnson & Johnson heir Casey Johnson were engaged a few weeks back.  Yeah, that didn’t last very long.  Mainly cuz Casey DIED of ‘natural causes’ (i.e.: probably drugs - drugs are natural right?).

Well Tila has been so distraught that she has taken to Twitter to post ‘over 9000′ messages since she died (like a couple of days ago).  Mind you she ‘quit’ Twitter a couple of months back to.  And she also was going to kill herself too.

Anyhoo, The Johnson family had Nicky Hilton and Bijou Phillips go by and pick up Casey’s belongings including her pet dogs.  This presumably because they didn’t want Tila’s ‘touch of death’ to affect the dogs as well.  Or maybe they though she would eat them - which is a terrible thing to think! 

Tila - in typical famewhore fashion does the sensible thing and calls the cops (and the paps) to see the spectacle.  She apparently was afraid that the dogs would be ‘put down’ (which is kinda ironic since Casey was ‘put down’ earlier).  After receiving assurance that they wouldn’t, she ‘let them go’ with Nicky and Bijou.

If you’re wondering why I just typed all this just for a boring piece of news.  Well, its fucking 30F outside and I’m off today so I gotta have something to kill the time with.

BTW, Tila?  Yeah, next time you say you’re going to kill yourself you better do it otherwise Death is gonna get pissed and take someone you care about instead.  Its already happened once.

EDIT - Jimbo noted I should have posted pictures since I made you all read about the little dwarftard.  And he’s right.  So without further ado are some nudes of her (back when when she was less annoying).  Enjoy!