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CelebrityFIST! » Archive for Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

Archive for January 5th, 2010

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I have deliberately changed the lyrics ever SO slightly on this song.  Honestly, I doubt you’ll figure out where (without actually searching for the lyrics).  I think my version works better - but that’s me.  ;)

Lay where you’re laying, don’t make a sound
I know they’re watching, they’re watching
All the commotion, the kitty like play
Has people talking, talking

You, your sex is on fire

The dark of the alley, the breaking of day
Head while I’m driving, I’m driving
Soft lips are open, my knuckles are pale
Feels like you’re dying, you’re dying

You, your sex is on fire
Consumed with what’s to transpire

Hot as a fever, rattling bones
I could just taste it, taste it
It’s not forever, It’s just tonight
Oh, it’s still the greatest, the greatest, the greatest

You, your sex is on fire
And you, your sex is on fire
Consumed with what’s to transpire

And you, your sex is on fire
Consumed with what’s to transpire

By the way … not that anyone asked … … … ‘head while you’re driving’ does feel like you’re dying - especially when you’re buzzed and trying desperately to ‘finish’ before hitting the off-ramp.  If ya know what I mean.  :twisted:

Ah, good times…

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Well here we are at the end of the twelve days of beachmas.  And despite some hiccups actually managed to finish it.  So as a treat - SEX ON THE BEACH!!  W00t!

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Short version: Got home late last night, had to go to jury duty today (again) and forgot to post this up in the process.

The good news?  This is the nude beach edition!  Enjoy!! (more…)

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