CelebrityFIST!

Apparently God has decided to smite Tila Nguyen for not offing herself a few weeks back (like she promised) and has given her a nasty case of titty warts*.  She accidentally showed off her titty warts at Snoop Dogg’s release party.  Apparently also at this party Tila is now ‘engaged’ to the heiress of the Johnson & Johnson fortune.

Tila Tequila Nguyen has been known for her public stunts – and her possible latest took place last night on her uStream account where she announced her engagement to Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson. “This is exclusive and going to be all over the news tomorrow, but because I love you guys so much, we are giving you the exclusive first — Tila army fans — tonight, my girlfriend has asked me to marry her!” she said in her video post. (sauce)

BTW, Casey is the blonde Tila is canoodling with in these pics.  Yeah, that’ll actually happen.  The board would ship Tila to a Nike shoe factory in Vietnam before having the ‘marriage’ happen.

And yeah, I SO fuckin’ went there.

*-yes I know about the glands of Montgomery…

Yeah, remember how I wouldn’t post anything else on Tiger Woods?  Yeah, I lied.  Not intentionally, and nothing of note.  These are ‘re-creations’ of Tiger’s accident and his fucking around.  I have no clue what their talking about (its in Chinese) but all I know is Alex Rodriguez is involved and Tiger apparently liked to spank women’s asses (see video 3).  To me this is just fucking hilarious!  Enjoy! (more…)

Yes, I know I’m not helping.  And yes, there are far more attractive women than her.  And more sexy.  And more intelligent.  And more talented.  And more sober.  And more healthy.  And smell less like a tobacco processing plant. (more…)

I did not know this:

Porn star JANINE LINDEMULDER has reached out to SANDRA BULLOCK in a desperate bid to end the pair’s public battle over TV daredevil JESSE JAMES‘ five-year-old daughter.
James and Bullock were given primary custody of his child by Lindemulder at the beginning of 2009 when she was jailed for tax evasion, and the adult film star has been fighting to get her daughter back ever since her release.
In court on Monday (07Dec09), a judge denied a request to expand visitation rights to James’ ex-wife, but allowed her to spend Christmas Eve (24Dec09) and Christmas morning (25Dec09) with her daughter, Sunny.
Lindemulder has weekly visitation rights with her daughter but only during daylight hours. (sauce) (more…)