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CelebrityFIST! » The Obligatory (Anti-)Thanksgiving Post

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NOTE: The post goes downhill from here

Don’t get me wrong, I like Thanksgiving.  Hell, I’m off every time; I get to spend time with the parents, watch football and overeat.  But lets face it - Thanksgiving is a time we celebrate the idea that no good deed goes unpunished.  Don’t believe me?  Look for a real Indian.  I can wait.

(Not that the Spanish were any better but while the Anglo-Saxons chased the Native Americans to near-oblivion; the Spanish did it different - they fucked them into oblivion.  Kinda hard to make a holiday outta that I suppose.  :P )

Anyway, tomorrow I will nevertheless give thanks and gorge on enough food to feed a small African village.  Therefore I won’t be ‘here’ most of the day.  Also I have to get up early tomorrow to help my mother fix the sides.  So without any further ado I give a pointless series of links, pics, etc.  Enjoy (maybe).  :)

First we stuff the turkey…

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Oh and don’t forget the Indians Native Americans!

Hyapatia Lee in a vintage scene (she’s half-Cherokee)

Cara Fawn (aka Cheyenne Silver) in The Babysitter (she’s Franco-Irish, Cherokee, Choctaw)

Carmen Hart giving a great bj (says she’s full-blooded Lumbee)

Meanwhile we get Rachael Ray to clean the corn:

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And Danielle helps (herself) with the squash:shock:

But after the food is ready we’ll sit down; someone will say a prayer.  And we’ll gorge out.

And we’ll end the day and digest our meal while watching some good old-fashioned football.

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What?

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PS - Happy Thanksgiving (or equivalent) to all.  And if you’re really bored my MST3K stream (well I sponsor it) is streaming the Turkey Day Marathons the next few days (these are the same as the regular episodes but with the Thanksgiving bumpers thrown in).

You can find it here

Or HERE.   See you all later.  :)

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