As everyone knows, it used to be that the cleavage was where it was at. If a woman had cleavage, she had our attention. Now, thanks to push-up bras, tight shirts, etc; the cleavage is - dare I say (dare! dare!) passe. True, it can still titillate men but now that it tends to be everywhere, it really is heard to get our attention with cleavage alone.
Enter, the ‘underboob’.
The underboob allows women to prove that what we see is what we get. Add to the fact that underboob also tends to be midriff-baring; it adds that extra umph when parading around (and lets face it, if you have underboob - you ARE showing off). There have been on two occasions where I’ve seen the underboob in public and both times were truly a sight to behold.
So with that in mind; I’d like to salute the Underboob. God’s answer to the Wonderbra!
This post is sponsored by the Underboob Supporters of America. 
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