Emmy Dresses Make Up The Rest Of The Night
Posted by: Chaoz in Gratuitous Goodies, AwardsOkay after the shit post earlier and the fact I gotta go asleep eventually; here’s some easy things to admire and whack off to.
The Emmy Awards were yesterday. I didn’t watch that shit because I was too busy watching my Dallas Cowboys lose like a bunch of idiots. *sigh* But, pictures last forever so lets see who wore what at the Awards. Hmm?
Kim Kardashian - hot dress, horrible makeup
Kate Walsh - can a push-up bra really push up something that isn’t there?
Mila Kunis - reminds of prom night (and not in a good way); still not a bad dress.
Hayden Panettiere - sweetie, when guys say your mouth is your best feature … this isn’t what they mean.
Blake Lively - “We’ve got cleavage, yes we do! We’ve got cleavage, how ’bout you?”- I dunno, for some reason this just doesn’t look good on her. Tryin’ too hard.
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Jamie-Lynn Sigler does her Emmanuelle Chiriqui imitation - and fails at it.
Jennifer Love Hewitt - nice dress, but she might want to get those lines on her face thinned out, have someone look at the rash on her right arm, and remove that nasty, growth … oh wait, that’s Jamie Kennedy. Forget the last one.
Olivia Wilde - … um, got nothing … but nasty thoughts!!
Jessica Stroup - She’s got legs, and I know how she could use them.

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