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CelebrityFIST! » Archive for Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009

Archive for September 23rd, 2009

Sep 23 2009

Emmy Dresses Make Up The Rest Of The Night

Posted by: Chaoz in Gratuitous Goodies, Awards

Okay after the shit post earlier and the fact I gotta go asleep eventually; here’s some easy things to admire and whack off to.

The Emmy Awards were yesterday.  I didn’t watch that shit because I was too busy watching my Dallas Cowboys lose like a bunch of idiots.  *sigh*  But, pictures last forever so lets see who wore what at the Awards.  Hmm? (more…)

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Sep 23 2009

Well Fuckin’ BARF

Posted by: Chaoz in WTF?, Rant

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Short version - they did it … consensually :shock:

WARNING: THIS IS A SHIT POST - READ AT YOUR OWN WASTE OF TIME…

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Sep 23 2009

Rachel Blanchard Is A Cutie

Posted by: Chaoz in Gratuitous Goodies

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Okay, maybe 33 years old is a little old for ‘cutie’ but I don’t know when these pics of Rachel Blanchard were taken.  If a while ago - I stand by my ‘cutie’ remark.  If taken recently, well DAMN, she’s hot.  How’s that?  She wins either way.  :P

(lights a second cigarette)

Seriously, I’d really wish they made like valium cigarettes - “Inhale the Relax”.

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Ok, so don’t quit my day job and go into advertising, I get it.  :P

OT - she looks like an old stripper friend of mine who once punched a judge who was … ‘patronizing’ the establishment.  Fucking hilarious.  Ah, good times.   Miss that lady.
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Sep 23 2009

Olivia Drout Likes To Tan

Posted by: Chaoz in Gratuitous Goodies

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Reminds me - I need to restain my deck … I said DECK.

Okay this cigarette ain’t doing shit and I can’t drink til tomorrow (I’m off Thurs).  So I’m gonna make this short and sweet.

Olivia Drout is a model.  Olivia likes to tan.  Olivia likes to show us her tanlines.  Olivia makes my pants tight. (more…)

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