CelebrityFIST!

What?  Like political statements sound good when people are sober!?

Feh, the message is simple.  “THINK.”  No, really.  Is it that hard?  Or maybe it is.  We live in a world where nearly everything is only a touch, a keystroke, or scan away.  This maybe the first time in Human History where thinking is an active process (at least by our definition).

I’m guilty of this shit as anyone else.  How else do people get up into their eyeballs of debt and NOT think they have to pay it off - with interest!?    The point is WE bought the snake oil spiel; paid in full and got a pig-in-a-poke in return.

Yet, WE go ballistic.  We decide OMG!  We need action!  We need change!  We need an Mixed American as President!

Which is all well and good.  EXCEPT - he talks about fixing health care (well, MINE isn’t broken!?), Medicaid (WHAT!? I like my free drugs!!), Medicare (’death panels’ WHAT!?), gun control (where’s my gun … and bullets!?), etc. (where’s my etc!?)

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The point is that people want (nay, DEMAND) change … up and until it affects THEM.  Then it no longer becomes ‘change’ - it becomes ‘infringement’ … or ’socialism’ … or whatever boogieman works on the masses (at least those who vote).

Honestly?  If I were President at this moment (Heaven help us all) - I’d go for broke.  Since, people don’t like change.  Give them a SHITLOAD - that way they don’t know which way to turn and be pissed at off the most:

• introduce a bill to legalize gay civil unions (not ‘marriage’ - archaic term anyway)
• introduce a bill to legalize prostitution (with health checks under the National Health Care system and TAXING)
• introduce a bill to legalize marijuana (with lots and lots of taxes for everyone!!)
• introduce a bill to grant automatic citizen status to a peoples currently living here ‘illegally’
• introduce a bill to give national status to any party with more than 1000 active participants (two-party system, my ass)
• introduce a bill to decrease copyright and patent protections down to the proper 7 years (capitalism is supposedly about COMPETITION, amirite?)
• introduce a bill for a FLAT progressive tax (if the tax form is more than a page long - its too long)
• OH, and introduce a bill to increase Secret Service protection by 500% (I’d have to after THIS laundry list) 

Point is - change is necessary and guess what?  Change CAN be painful.  If you can’t hack it - go back to the 20th Century. Ok?

I really fuckin’ hate it when someone tells me I can’t see something.  Particularly YouTube.

All I wanted to see was the uncensored version of Rammstein’s “Pussy” (the song, guys).  Anyway, here in Amerika I get “copyright restrictions” all over the place.

Translation: Americans don’t want to watch hardcore music videos - even silly ones.

Yeah, well “Fuck You” and and the shareholders you rode in on…

(and I wonder why I’ve never gotten a promotion)

Anyway, a little ‘google-fu’ and I get to see it anyway.  Frankly, its silly all the way around (aside from the fact that there seems to be alot of fucking and suckin at the end of the video).  But then again, this seems certainly made to be silly to begin with.

So the current score is: Chaoz - 909,091; Internet - 0

BTW: for those keeping score at home:  I’m currently on beer … uh … let me check.  (checks frig) Well, there’s two beers left so that means I’m on beer #10.  Feh.  I remember when I could do 10 beers in 2 & 1/2 hours. 

My scientists at my “Shit Could Really Extremely Worsen” Department (SCREW, for short) are assigned a simple(?) task:  make me realize my life doesn’t suck as bad as I think it does.

With that in mind (and copious drugs on hand) they sent me this last night…

At least your life isn’t like THIS!

Holy crap.  Even Beethoven would be glad to be deaf…

Sorry.  JUST her balloons.  They are a nice set of balloons though (flower shaped too).

As you can guess, Kristin Cavallari is just shooting some pics as she was headed to a Fashion Week party in New York earlier in the week.  So basically, while working my ass off for 11 hours for 8 hours pay, this bitch gets to run around in a short dress while carrying a flower-balloon sculpture.  Nice.

And then They wonder why we snark them, eh??

Back in the day (waaaaaay back) there was this show on BET (Black Entertainment Television) called “Caribbean Rhythms” that was one of the few shows I’d watch faithfully on any channel.  Hell, I’d program my VCR to tape it.   Now, I ain’t black but I am Latino so this show was (before YouTube) the easiest way of listening to tropical music.  Still have those old tapes somewhere in the house.

Anyway, the point is that it was because of the show that I took my GF to go to the Caribbean - fuck if I have to charge the whole thing on plastic!!

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What was the point I was trying to make?!