Ya know, I went to the stripclub yesterday, got a decent blowjob but didn’t have any fun in the end because I got too fucked up to care.
Chaoz, we have a problem.
So I’ve decided that the clubs are no longer economical for me. Plus I slept like 16 fucking hours after I came home because I stupidly decided that I was depressed about drinking so I did what any sane person would do - I drank more.
I excruciating hangover later, I’m kissing the clubs bye-bye and looking for more … ‘economical’ entertainment.
Also, I’ve decided that I’m NOT crazy. It’s the REST of the world that’s fuckin’ nutz! Crazy ass primates just out of the trees fucking up the world with reality shows and automatic weapons. Fuck all that.
So in keeping with the spirit; I give you “Black Hole Sun” (won’t you come?)

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