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Our unofficial whore mascot, Tila Nguyen, has gotten into some trouble again.  As you may recall, some one broke into her house and said they killed her on her Twitter (no dice).  Then invaded YouTube with her pitiful ‘tease videos’ (after promising to lie low for a while).  This time it seems even the people she fucks loves are fed up with her.

Reality TV star TILA TEQUILA (my edit - C.)’s American football star boyfriend SHAWNE MERRIMAN was arrested on Sunday morning over allegations he choked and forcibly restrained the model.  Police responded to the home of the San Diego Chargers player, 25, following a 911 call at 3:45 a.m. local time.  The internet pin-up, real name Tila Nguyen, signed a complaint against her beau at the scene and was taken to the local Pomerado Hospital for treatment.

Merriman was taken into custody and is accused of battery and false imprisonment. His bail is set at $58,000.

A lawyer for Merriman has denied all charges against his sportstar client, insisting he was simply trying to prevent an “extremely inebriated” Tequila from travelling home when he didn’t deem it safe for her to do so.
No further details regarding the model’s condition were available as WENN went to press.
The pair have been dating since July (09). (sauce)

Uh-huh.

See this is why it never pays to help a person out if they’re drunk.  I should know having been in that state more times than I can recall (really).  Wanna stay outta trouble and have fun?  Take their keys and toss’em in a vacant lot and then videotape said drunk desperately trying to find them as they call you ever profanity they learned since grade school all the while they’re stumbling and falling over.   Then post that shit on YouTube.

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What?  No lesson here.  Just wanna see some funny shit is all.