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Kevin does “The Truffle Shuffle” to sexify the ladies.

Okay, I can safely say I’m glad I’m not shaped like Kevin Federline.  Holy fuck.  How many extra-value meals do you have to eat to get that fuckin’ fat?  I mean, I’m overweight but goddamn at least I can see my dick when I suck in my gut ya know?

I don’t care if he’s getting child-support/leech money from Britney.  I also don’t give a shit that he’s fucking his hot girlfriend/golddigger Victoria Prince.  He’s so fucking fat he’ll die before I do - and I’ve got at least a decade on his fat ass.

Plus just from an economic standpoint:  can you imagine how much he has to bribe that chick just to fuck him?  Hell, blowing him must be like keeping a leaking air mattress inflated - gotta look for the blowhole and shit.
So at least be glad you’re not as fat as Federline.  Unless you are.  Which case - um, I’ve got nothing.  Sorry. 

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Unless she sucks a mean dick and swallows.  Then all bets are off. 

Anyone got a razor weed whacker?
Yesterday, we had Rihanna trying way to hard to look arty (and looking like a cartoon in the process).  Today, we have Lady Gaga who really needs to just pack it in.  And by ‘it’ I mean her face.

Shocking it may be, a couple of her songs are ok (overproduced that they are) but she definitely has a “face for radio”.  She is probably one of those few people would have done much better BEFORE the Internet.  Now?  Um, she looks like a weretard who puts on random objects on her body assuming their clothing.

For example, these pictures from V Magazine show that she’s now reduced herself to putting on cotton candy and thinking she’s avant guarde for doing so.  Shit, I was wearing cotton candy when I was 5 and I never got a magazine cover (I did get a whipping though).

Plus, why actually took it upon myself to ask why Lady Gaga was on the cover of V Magazine so I went straight to the source!

American tarts sell.