That reminds me - pork butt’s on sale this week…
- I don’t have enough time to post
- I post more (and tend to be funnier) when I’m drinking
- Therefore, I don’t have enough time to drink
Of course, if I were Geri Halliwell, I could post more often since she has done anything seemingly constructive since the millenia began. She has however been seen in bikinis and allowing old men grope her. Ironically, this is the same thing that women do in strip clubs - and far worse. However, far be it for me to suggest that she’s sucking old man dick to make ends meet. However…
…I’d be willing to buy her last album for a ‘Kayden Kross’.


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