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CelebrityFIST! » Megan Hauserman - the only reason to ever know who she is
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Aug 27 2009

Megan Hauserman - the only reason to ever know who she is

Posted by: Chaoz in Celebutards, Gratuitous Goodies

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30lbs of ass in a 3 ounce bikini…

Unlike these ‘pro’ blogs; I don’t have a staff of 20 people combing the wire services, internet and their ‘contacts’ for the latest juicy tidbit.  I also am not like those ’semi-pro’ ones with one guy spending most of him time filling his blog with posts from the ‘pro’ blogs and then posting them during the day so he can download and watch his porn at night.  Hell, I’m not even an ‘amateur’ blogger who routinely steals crap from the ’semi-pro’ blogs.

I’m the guy BELOW that.

Anyway, this is all a VERY long way of saying that some dude killed his (topless) model wife a couple of weeks back and stuffed her in a suitcase.  Once the heat got to much for him (there were looking for his ass) - he hung himself.  Big deal, right?  Happens all the time.

Well, if you’re Megan Hauserman you’re kinda pissed.  See, she had this “reality show” called ‘Megan Wants A Millionaire’ on VH1 (no really, that was the title).  Everything was going good until it was discovered that one of the contestants was said murderer (obviously he didn’t win and Megan should be thanking Lucifer or Loki for that shit).  Well, VH1 (in a momentary lapse of reason) cancelled the remaining episodes.  See, the show was still playing (shit’s filmed like months in advance) and the network decided that it would have been in bad taste to show the rest of the shows.

My guess?  She screwed the dude.

The payoff for you?  Well, here are some pics of her lounging around in a bikini God knows where.  No doubt wondering if cancelling the show will increase or decrease her exposure.

Well, let’s give her FULL exposure shall we?  Playb0y photoshoot

BTW, before you ask - yeah, it’s a shame and condolences, etc.  Unfortunately, this shit happens all the time (a murder a minute according to WHO).

Sorry, only I could mix tits and depression.  :P

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