Annelynne McCord Probably Gives ‘Happy Endings’
Posted by: Chaoz in Celebutards, On The Carpet, Whore-lywoodTrue story: back when I was in UT-Austin, I used to walk 20 blocks to the nearest comic shop (I’ve been a nerd for a VERY long time). In between my dorm and said shop, there was like 3 massage parlors; and for the life of me I didn’t understand why they were: 1) so many of them in a short span, and 2) why they always looked kinda skuzzy.
Then one time I saw dressed up similar to Annelynne McCord above - wifebeater-style shirt, tight pants and stilletos - walk out of one of the establishments and go to the drug store across the street. I just notice how nonchalantly she walked in the tight ass pants, stilettos clicking on the concrete.
That’s when I began to wonder why someone who did massages dressed so provocatively.
…seriously, I was THAT dense back then…
Which just dovetails nicely to the fact that if McCord wasn’t an actress (if you can even call her that much); she’d probably be giving half-and-half on 5th street for $60 bucks plus ‘tip’.


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