CelebrityFIST!

Truthfully I have the weirdest shit come around to me (believe me, I call myself ‘chaozengine’ for a reason).

The pic above?  Found the sleeve (no record) in the stack I’m sorting through right now.  Really.  Also found the original Santana album (original major studio print) - sadly, ALSO just the sleeve.

*sigh* Way shit works out for me too.

J.Lo’s quick thinking prevented the boat from capsizing…

So I’m sifting though my FB’s records - actually her ex’s.  I’m trying to sort some 300 vinyls to find out what’s what, and then find out what’s even fucking playable, and even THEN - what’s fucking sellable.

… kinda like Britney Spear’s music career… (more…)

I wonder if she whistles while she “works it”?

Throwing out Miranda Kerr as a Chaozbabe.  Why?  Well, she’s hot as hell and have loved her for awhile now (loving in this case means “fapping like crazy”).  She’s the cutest blue eyes that you just wanna have look up at you while she’s … you know.  Also, unlike Megan “Billboard” Fox - she’s a nice alternative from all those “alt-girls” who are supposedly the alternative to women like her (that is, non-inked). (more…)

The Prisoner - THEN

The Prisoner - NOW

As you can guess I’m a fan of Patrick McGoohan’s “The Prisoner” (I even did a write up on his passing on this blog a while back).  I’m simply stunned that they’re bringing it back.

Of course that fact that 1) It’s an American production, 2) on a cable channel; don’t bode well for me.  Ian McKellen however gives it some credibility even though that’s cancelled out by the title character being played by Jim “Jesus Christ” Kavieziel (as in “Last Temptation“).  All in all, without McGoohan pounding the living daylights outta of AMC (the network doing this) on being faithful to his vision; I have a tough time seeing this as nothing but glass cut jewelry.

Here’s the posters for the show, in case you’re interested:

Yeah, still alive.  Will explain later (to anyone still left out there).  In the meantime, tits and ass in the form of Markesa Yeager.  Why her?  Why not? (more…)