Jaime Pressly - Either Full Of Piss Or Full Of Shit
Posted by: Chaoz in WTF?, Celebutards, In Denial
(c) respective peoples 
About the only thing I haven’t done less recently than a Gratuitous is a Meanwhile… so here we go:
Amy Winehouse is handling reality well (Celebslam) - shit I used to suck my thumb all the time - when I was 2.
Vanessa Hudgens likes being an amateur photographer (ContactMusic) - the fact that she says that with a straight face is astonishing.
Lindsay Lohan’s new costar is … Robert DeNiro???? (PopSugar) - I have no fear. I know someway, somehow she’ll find a way to fuck this up.
You remember Olivia Newton-John’s dude who was lost at sea and in 2005? Well he’s apparently alive and well in Mexico (ContactMusic) - man, I usually at LEAST send a text to break up with someone…
SHHHH! Don’t tell Larry King it’s not International Pirate Day today!! (Celebslam) - shit, even brought the parrot (oh that’s his wife, nevermind)
Pee Wee Herman hits the comeback trail! (ContactMusic) - more power to him.
Paris ‘Boney Knees’ Hilton back with her herpes victim (TheSuperficial) - I got nothing.
Oh yeah - Michael Jackson was FINALLY buried (ContactMusic) - jeez, he’s only been like what, a year?
Sophie Monk & Russell Simmons Making Music?
Posted by: Chaoz in Celebutards, Music, Whore-lywood
). She had her own band and even a solo career. So how did she parlay that success in Australia? Did she stay there and become the queen of Aussie pop? (more…)
Paulina Porizkova Looks Better Than Ali Lohan
Posted by: Chaoz in Gratuitous Goodies, EuroTrash
Gotta love dem perky things…
Anyway, she stepped away from all that to marry Ric Ocasek - who was lead singer of The Cars. now all this seems to make sense - model falls for rock star, right? Well, Ric looks …. um …. well, just Google him but you remember the pale, tall, skinny dude that always had his asthma inhaler around his neck because he couldn’t take two steps without needing it? Well, THAT kid could probably beat up Ocasek. No, really. He looks like a slight breeze would send him careening into the house in the next county.
Just goes to show you that if you can make music; you took can get laid.
But I digress…
Here’s Paulina hanging out the beach (not shown, Ric and his extremely pale body) - literally. She looks really good for 44 and she does 44 a helluva lot better than Ali Lohan does 15. Or 44 for that matter.
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