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Time for Battle III:

Jennifer Love Hewitt (American ‘actress/singer’ and former lust object) vs. Jessica Alba (American MILF and former lust object) (more…)

Next up in our Bikini Battle…

Gretchen Rossi (American ‘reality celeb’) vs. Adrienne Curry (American model) (more…)

Have a bunch of bikini pics from just the last two days so rather than make you sit thru each one individually I thought I set up a little “bikini battle” just to make things a tad interesting.

First up, Carolina Baldini (Argentine Model) vs. Katy Perry (American singer/irritant) (more…)

I have no idea whats going with those legs.  BLECH!

Alright first, Olivia Munn does a non-nude shoot for Playboy (and STILL gets the cover), then Heidi Spencer-Splat does the same (which is due to bore newstands soon).  Also, in the geriatric department, Lisa Rinna gets the Photoshop overload (and still looks wretched) and Hef actually thinks (75 year-old!) Shirley Jones needs to take more clothes off!? 

So how can it get any worse, right?

Jenna Jameson has posed for Playboy magazine just four months after giving birth to twins.

WAIT!  THAT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION!!

The retired adult film star showed off her super-slim post-pregnancy body at a provocative photo shoot for the racy magazine last week. (ContactMusic)

Wonderful.  They’re gonna burn out a computer just erasing that Mothra-like growth that is her vagina.  Shit.  You know, at this point; they should just call it a day.  If you tout a former porn star hanging vag in your “gentleman’s mag” - um, you have problems.