Taylor Momsen - 21st Century Sweet Sixteen! @_0
Posted by: Chaoz in Miscellaneous Shit, Jailbait Hijinks, CelebutardsGirl … you’ll be a whore woman soon…
Let me introduce you to Taylor Momsen - she’s ’stars’ on Gossip Girl (which is pissant show but has a lot of hot chicks in it so it gets a past). Anyway, Taylor turned 16 on Sunday.
No, really.
Seriously, quit laughing. REALLY. Check it out.
There’s not much to say here but that: 1) Sweet Jesus Christ she looks like complete shit, 2) I wouldn’t do her even if it was legal (Jupiter only knows what bacteria her cesspool contains, & 3) THIS is why I don’t want kids.
I’m sorry if I ever had a kid and she went out like this - well, I’m doing what bees do - lock’em up in the room with wax. Leave a small hole to shove food thru and wait till she turns 18 and matures (hopefully).


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