Veggies Attack DC! (And Why I Don’t Date Vegans)
Posted by: Chaoz in PSA, Gratuitous Goodies, Political Bloopers
TOTALLY not sexual…
Fine and all - but now add 60 years…
SHIRLEY Jones has a beef with Playboy. As we reported in May, the squeaky-clean “Partridge Family” star, now 75, was interested in doing a Playboy spread. But after the magazine’s snappers recently took 300 test shots in which Jones showed her cleavage and legs in an 18th-century French-boudoir setting, Hugh Hefner “passed on them because he expected much more nudity,” her husband/manager, Marty Ingels, told us. “Shirley said, ‘Under no circumstances will I show more.’ And I agree with her. I mean, come on!” A Playboy rep didn’t get back to us. (Sauce)
Oh sweet Mother McCree. What the FUCK is Hef thinking? Or maybe he isn’t?? Maybe this is like Alzheimer’s Stage XXIII or he suffering from “Viagra toxicity” or maybe he just doesn’t care anymore.
This shit with Shirley Jones (a decent looking woman but she’s 75!!!) started as a nutty joke on Ingels part and has gone on FAR too long. Obviously Ingels wanted to stir up some buzz for his wife and got it but - seriously, I don’t want to look at 75-year-old tits or poon. Besides you know how much Photoshop it takes to eliminate ALL the spiderwebs in those areas??
Ugh. I keep telling ya - Give me the fuckin’ empire and I’ll do it right.
I certainly can’t shit it up anymore than it already is. Right?
Well, Gee You THINK? (Man On Fire Ed.)
Posted by: Chaoz in Michael Jackson, Medical Bloopersfirst thing I thought of when I saw all the ‘news’…
So I am home from work for a change before midnight the next fucking day and what should I find. More Michael Jackson news. 
Ok, I get it - he was a great singer (when he was lucid) and a great entertainer (when he wasn’t crazy). He loved the world (though underage boys just a little more) and the world loved him (when it was making money off his lunacy or his dead body - like now). *Sigh*
Look the kids (whoever they’re biological father is) miss him enough already. We gotta go back and find out how he got fucked up in the first place??? Gee, that’s a little fucking late now isn’t it???
So the blogs are choking with “revelations” that Michael Jackson got hooked to painkillers after his horrific accident shooting that Pepsi commercial where his hair caught on fire. I’m not posting it but info is available here, here, here, here, here, and possibly here.
*sigh* This is easily the most boring piece of news on the planet and its all over the place. Jesus Jehosephat Christ!! He was light up like a fucking match and you THINK this is where the addiction to painkillers came from?????
::bangs head on keyboard (x5)::
Ugh, its a good thing I’m drunk already…
Gratuitous Goodies For 07/15/09 (Fuckin’ Exhausted Ed.)
Posted by: Chaoz in Gratuitous GoodiesFor the record I will EVENTUALLY put up gossip on this gossip site (not that I think you guys are really missing anything).
But in the meantime another set of GG. Just 5 this time because I got home at midnight and have to get in 9 hours for work (gee what fun).
Sara Jean Underwood in (and out of) white panties:
AJ Bailey - who happens to have a masters degree in anthropology from St. Andrews in England(!) - I think I need to go back to school…
Eva Amurri (Susan Sarandon’s daughter) shows of cleavage from the War of the Worlds premiere - and shows she got a LOT of her mother’s genes (thank the Creator).
Erin McNaught in FHM Australia
And just to “shake the cage”, last (but DEFINITELY not least) Terry Nova from DDF Busty:
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