CelebrityFIST!

Lets turn up the uncomfortable notch to 14, shall we?

Below is a DWI cam video.  Kinda like one that is floating of me (no, really - I’ve seen it).  Except this is one of Sahel Kazemi.  Who you ask? Well, no one REALLY important - other than the fact she put four bullets in ex-football star Steve McNair about 48 hours after this video.

so…

obviously, things could be WORSE for me. 

THAR SHE BLOWS (I wish…)

You may not believe me but Coco Austin is T-H-I-S close to “ChaozBabe” status.  (But then again, I made Lindsay Lohan one so maybe NOT so unbelievable)

Look, she’s a ho.  She knows she’s a ho.  YOU know she’s a ho.  The whole fucking world knows she’s a ho.  Does she pretend otherwise?  FUCK TO THE NO.

You have to admire that in a way.  Yeah, she doesn’t improve women’s lib an iota but then again - Russell Crowe doesn’t do much for the “sensitive male” credo, right?

Holy Jesus Fuckin’ Christ - I now know I HATE Micheladas!  I made one with half of a Dos Equis and a Michelada mix and - BLECH!!  Short version?  Think a bloody mary but with beer instead of vodka.

(still drinks the Michelada)

Alcohol does NOT go to waste tonight….

… because her IQ is around zero so his HAS to be higher than that.  Right? (more…)

Mmm, paella!

(no, I don’t know what I just meant - why?)

Anyway, she doesn’t just go to ‘a’ beach.  She goes to Ibiza.  For those unfamiliar with the place, its like Mardi Gras or Rio’s Carnival.  Except there’s more drugs.  And more sex.  And a shitload of electronic music.

Seriously, on the lists of place I’d like my deceased body to be found, Ibiza during a rave on top of a barely legal babe on strung out on X would #2.  (Number one?  Probably in a middle of an orgy with a satisfied Lindsay, Alyssa Milano, Sasha Grey, and Aurora Snow - hey it’s my dream, alright?  Fuck you.)

Okay, so here some pics of her showing off her stuff.  Hell, I’ve got some ’stuff’ I could show her….

(BTW, there were more pics but they had her pasty-assed bo-hunk in them and I didn’t feel like seeing what Caspar looks like in the “real world”, dig?)

*Bang!*

*Slam!*

See?

You wanted me.  Here I am.

I wanted to see what you’d do.  And you didn’t disappoint.

You let five people die.

And then, you let Dent take your place.  Even to a guy like me, that’s cold.

Where’s Dent?

Those mob fools want you gone so they can get back to ‘the way things were’.

But I know the truth, there’s no going back.  You’ve changed things.  Forever.

Then why’d you want to kill me?

Hahaha!  Hee hee hee hee hee hee!

I don’t want to kill you!  What would I do without you?  Go back to ripping off mob dealers?

No, no.  NO.

No, you, YOU COMPLETE ME!

You’re garbage.  You kills for money.

Don’t talk like one of them.  You’re not!  Even if you’d like to be.

To them, you’re just a freak.  Like me!

They need you right now.  When they don’t.  They’ll cast you out, like a leper.

See their morals, their code - it’s a bad joke.  Dropped at the first sign of trouble.

They’re only as good as the world allows them to be. 

I’ll show you.  When the chips are down, these, these ‘civilized people’?  They’ll eat each other.

See?  I’m not a monster - I’m just ahead of the curve.

Where’s Dent?

…. have all these rules and you think they’ll save you?!

*Slam!*

I HAVE ONE RULE.

Aw, then that’s the rule you’ll have to break to know the truth.

Which is?
The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.  And tonight, you gonna break your ONE RULE.

I’m considering it.

There’s only minutes left so you’re gonna have to play my little game if you wanna save one of THEM.

Them?

You know for a while there *ugh* I thought you really WERE Dent.

The way you threw yourself after her.  Heh.

AGGH!

*SLAM!*
Ooh!  Ha!

Look at you go!

*NGGH-UGH!*  Does Harvey know about you and his little bunny?

*BASH!*

WHERE ARE THEY?!

Killing is making a choice…

*KICK!*

W H E R E   A R E   T H E Y ? !

Choose between one life or the other.  Your friend, the district attorney or his blushing bride-to-be.

*BOF!*
Ha ha ha whoo whoo hahahahahahahahahaha heehee heehee!

You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with!  Nothing to do with all your sh-

Don’t worry, I’m gonna tell you where they are both of them - and that’s the point.

You’ll have to choose.

He’s at 250 52nd St. and she’s on Avenue X at Cicero.